When I was a poor, struggling actor, I had to take a job getting spanked in a BDSM film just to pay the rent...
...yes, I was really strapped for cash back then.
What kind of crustaceans are into BDSM?
Dungeoness crabs.
How do you call a dog that’s noisy and into bdsm?
A sub-woofer
When you meet somebody on a dating app and they are into BDSM imgur.com/O1dr7R3
Did you hear about the young BDSM member that had to go to court for abuse, but was let off on a technicality?
The judge said he was just a whippersnapper.
I had gotten much too excited about my BDSM fetish
Mistress said I must restrain myself
What did congress do when it found out multiple senators were engaging in BDSM activities?
They formed a subcommittee.
Why does BDSM sum up this sub so well?
bad jokes, dad jokes, sad jokes, mad jokes
How do you call it when horses are into BDSM?
Fifty shades of neigh
BDSM couples must be very close...
What, with all that bonding time they have.
If my dog had a sexual fetish he would be into BDSM...
because he likes it ruff.
My son tied his first tie today.
I looked at him and told him "Knot bad son."
Which subreddit relies the most on good submissions?
The BDSM subreddit.
There was a Sex Education Fair on my university campus today...
I asked one of the workers what display was supposed to be at the empty table next to theirs; I knew the worker was a dad because he replied:
"It was supposed to be a BDSM Safety table, but none of them could make it...I guess they were all tied up."
