Like two peas in a (dolphin) pod
Why won’t the dolphin apologize for splashing you with water??
Because he did it on porpoise...
If i could, I’d make sure everyone had a dolphin.
Because everybody needs a porpoise to their life
What do you call a broke Cat in a broke dolphin?
Dolphin son: Dad, how did you and mom know that you guys are meant to be together?
Dolphin Dad: When we first met,.....we just clicked.
If a group of dolphins is called a pod and a group of crows is called a murder, what is a group of small children called?
My dad just asked me, “Do you know why dolphins swim?”
“They swim for a porpoise”
I was wondering what the reason is that dolphins exist...
I mean, what’s their porpoise?
Most folks avoid the beach for dolphin hunting
What did the dolphin say to the three Orcas?
"Whale, whale, whale..."
Edit: Today I was reminded Orcas aren't whales...
There's a benefit concert for dolphin conservation at the camping grounds
It's for all in tents and porpoises
How do whales and dolphins get their news?
What kind of self-help books do dolphins read?
Leading a porpoise-driven life
Why was the dolphin depressed?
He had lost his porpoise :'(
Why do dolphins feel inadequate sometimes?
Why was the dolphin trainer upset with the surfer?
Because he did it on porpoise.
(Told this to my 4 kids and got 2 groans, one confused look, and an eye-roll)
Why do dolphins use sleeping bags?
For all in tents and porpoises.
My friend and I were dolphin-back racing when he cut me off.
Evolution is so strange. Dolphins started off as sea creatures, then evolved to have legs, only to eventually return to the sea and lose them.
Kinda defeets the porpoise, don't you think?
Boater Jailed for Killing Dolphin
Boater says it was an accident. Judge ruled that he did it on porpoise.
What does the philosophical dolphin think about?
What do you call conjoined dolphins
Why did the dolphin cross the bay?
To get to the other tide.
I thought all the dolphins had died, but then I heard there are a lot of them.
I have a renewed sense of porpoise.
A guy was having sex in the ocean with his girlfriend when he accidentally came on a dolphin
Turns out He did it on porpoise 🐬
Why did the dolphin have an existential crisis?
He felt his life had no porpoise
I had an amazing chat with a dolphin earlier who I had just met.
We just clicked.
I am sorry. So, so sorry...
Dolphins never make mistakes
Everything they do is on porpoise
Swimming with a dolphin is moving with a porpoise
Did you hear about the dolphin that bumped into the whale?
We found a dolphin skeleton on the beach, so we ground the bones to make some bread...
It was all-porpoise flour.
There's a discount to get into our local aquarium, as long as you're camping, or dressed as a dolphin.
So, to all in tents and porpoises, it's free!
“Due to the rising number of dolphin attacks, we’ve had to outlaw any overnight camping on the beach.”
“We hope the new rule will help, for all in tents and porpoises.”
What do you call a dolphin that never ends?
Dol, cause there’s no “fin.”
I have an affliction that causes me to make bad puns about dolphins.
I don't do it on porpoise.
Why was the near sighted dolphin so sad?
He couldn’t see a porpoise ahead of him.
Did you know that dolphins have existential crisis too?
They wonder if their life has a porpoise.
What do you call a Nazi dolphin that slapped a woman?
What did the employed dolphin say to the unemployed dolphin?
At least I have a porpoise.
Before training its killer dolphins, Iran had to convert them to
Why did the dolphins elect a dictator?
Because they wanted to serve a greater porpoise
I heard Apple are trying to seize the market on immaterial groups of dolphins
I think they called them airpods
Therapeutic dolphins
should not be used for medicinal porpoises.
Evolution is so strange. Dolphins started off as sea creatures, then evolved to have legs, only to eventually return to the sea and lose them.
Kinda defeets the porpoise, don't you think?
I once had a conversation with a dolphin
Why couldn't the dolphin get a life?
I got attacked by a dolphin
Did you know that dolphins have existential crisis too?
They wonder if their life has a porpoise.
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