Well someone had to do it
I told my daughter, “Go to bed, the cows are sleeping in the field.” Puzzled, she asked, “What’s that got to do with anything?” I chuckled, "Well, that means..."
I told my son, look the church has locked up the door and turned off their lights. He said, what's that got to do with anything? I said well,...
Which is the bird that can do the things that you can do, as well?
Little Johnny has diarrhoea and asks his mom, "Hey mom, do you have Viagra?" The mom goes, "What? What on Earth do you need that for?" "Well, isn't that what you give dad when his shit doesn't get hard?"
What do you call a line of well dressed, sizzling hot babes?
I told my wife I was going to accompany her to get her Covid Vaccine, and see if they could do mine as well. She said they probably wouldn't. I replied, "I don't know..."
What do you call a well trained group of people wearing glasses
What do you call a guy who fell into a well?
Why do Canadian geese go well with mashed potatoes?
Because they make nice gray-V's.
Me: So, what do you do for a living? Ornithologist: Well, I’m an ornithologist.
Me: Oh, really? Knock, knock!
Ornithologist: Who’s there?
Me: Woodpeckers.
Ornithologist: Woodpeckers who?
Me: No, that’s the owl. And you call yourself an ornithologist?
What do you call a well informed wolf ?
What do you call a well educated Englishman napping?
Why do dogs float so well on water?
Because they are good buoys
Why do vegan rappers get along with each other so well?
Because they don’t have beef.
I,was told pictures dont do well on r/dadjokes
Suggest to post here, I HAVANT an idea how well it will do
Son: Dad what are you going to do today? Dad: Well first I'm going to get a pair of glasses. Son: And after that?
What do you call a well brewed book?
Are French speaking people celebrating 420 as well? Or do they just call it 80?
How do dishes work together so well?
What elf do I know very well and can catch multiple mice?
Probably mice elf! My self would need several mouse traps, but I can catch many, if they're dumb enough!
What do you get when playing football as well as when asking a girl out?
Why do parallel lines get on so well?
Because they’re straight up with each other.
Do you think anyone has ever slapped Dwayne Johnson on the butt and then proclaimed, "well I've hit rock bottom"
Edit: get consent people
"Mr. Rock, may I slap your behind for the sake of an amazing pun that the people will remember for years to come"
what do you call a dog breed, bred to hear really well?
what do you call a dog breed bred to hear really well?
corn bread
*this was a pun i made a while ago to see how many puns i could fit in a short joke.
A man walks into a doctors office. “What seems to be the problem?” Asks the doc. “It’s... um... well... i have five penises.” Replies the man. “Blimey!” Says the doctor, “how do your trousers fit?” “Like a glove.”
I tried really hard to do well in my Home Ec class...
...but my performance was just sew sew.
The solar system wouldn’t do well on Yelp
What do you call a well hung pirate?
Why do accountants sleep so well at night?
What do they say about the Doctor who fell down a well?
He should have tended to the sick and left the well alone.
Do you want to why I get along well with short people?
It’s because they look up to me.
A man is at a job interview and the interviewer asks him “So why do you think you’d make a good waiter” and the man replied “Well, I think I could bring a lot to the table”
Why did the C++ programmer do so well at his new job as a packaging and design engineer?
Because he was very good at orienting objects.
(Okay this is a really technical dad joke, but isn't that what they're supposed to be?)
What do you call someone who can hear very well?
How did the movie Mean Girls do so well
It sounds pretty average to me
What do you call a well endowed Nazi who isn't German?
Wife: Honey I’m pregnant. Me: Well…. what do we do now?
Wife: Well, I guess we should go to a baby doctor.
Me: Hm.. I think I’d be a lot more comfortable going to an adult doctor.
Oh, you want your hair done do you? Well....
Bakeries do quite well.
They are rolling in dough.
Daughter: I have to do a report on sinkholes. Me: Oh, well do you know the best kind of sinkhole?
I was told pictures dont do well on r/dadjokes
A man walks into a doctors office. "What seems to be the problem'P" Asks the doc. um... well... I have five penises," replies the man. "Blimey!" Says the doctor "how do your trousers fit?"
What do you call a well-informed wolf?
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