The public pool sector must be taking a real dive right now
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ruzenu
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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Why do scuba divers dive backwards?

Because if they did forward, they'd end up in the boat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/raaalphs
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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While we were out on the lake, my girlfriend swore she saw a bird dive into the water...

What a loon!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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Why shouldn't blind people sky dive??

It scares the dog.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OhThatGuy625
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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I saw an interview with Sean Connery about how he used to scuba dive for seafood. He said, "everytime I saw a crab or lobster with a scrap of food, it was frantically seaching for a place to hide so it could eat alone. Then I thought to myself,

that's shellfish."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timthedriller
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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Sent my dad a nearby dive photo of sea lions in kelp & told him it made me officially excited to do local/non-tropical dives... his reply?

Well, that seals the deal!

It got a good laugh out of me. Photo here for the curious.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NePasToucher
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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I'm a Japanese woman that free dives for pearls.

ama

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YoureAMuenster
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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Dive into the Pool of Love
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πŸ‘€︎ u/reddit_jb2xs
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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If I ever became a scuba instructor that did group dives...

I’d like to be referred to as the β€œwetting planner.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/w00dw0rk3r
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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The quality of puns has taken a real dive recently but wait until you sea mine
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fair_SOTS
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2018
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a man dives in bowl of milk

man cereal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Conehead_Carrot
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water when they dive?

Because if they went forward, they’d fall into the boat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mckim10
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2017
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Is this pool safe to dive in?

It deep ends

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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What kind of dog likes to dive a lot?

A sub woofer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MobileTechGuy
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2017
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Why do scuba divers dive backwards off boats?

Because if they dove forwards they’d dive into the boat!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sexy-dad-b0d
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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Why do scuba divers dive backwards off the boat

Because if they dove forward they'd still be on the boat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trottimusx
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2017
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Why do scuba divers dive backwards into the water?

Because if they dive frontwards, they fall back into the boat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/C_Sha
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2018
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