The public pool sector must be taking a real dive right now
Why do scuba divers dive backwards?
Because if they did forward, they'd end up in the boat.
Why shouldn't blind people sky dive??
It scares the dog.
While we were out on the lake, my girlfriend swore she saw a bird dive into the water...
What a loon!
I saw an interview with Sean Connery about how he used to scuba dive for seafood. He said, "everytime I saw a crab or lobster with a scrap of food, it was frantically seaching for a place to hide so it could eat alone. Then I thought to myself,
that's shellfish."
Sent my dad a nearby dive photo of sea lions in kelp & told him it made me officially excited to do local/non-tropical dives... his reply?
Well, that seals the deal!
It got a good laugh out of me. Photo here for the curious.
If I ever became a scuba instructor that did group dives...
I’d like to be referred to as the “wetting planner.”
The quality of puns has taken a real dive recently but wait until you sea mine
Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water when they dive?
Because if they went forward, they’d fall into the boat.
Is this pool safe to dive in?
It deep ends
What kind of dog likes to dive a lot?
A sub woofer
Why do scuba divers dive backwards off boats?
Because if they dove forwards they’d dive into the boat!
Why do scuba divers dive backwards off the boat
Because if they dove forward they'd still be on the boat
