If you're a janitor at a dispensary, that makes you high maintenance
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πŸ‘€︎ u/acrowsmurder
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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What do you call a herd of cows gambling at a marijuana dispensary?

High Steaks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Matttized
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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Why did Odysseus visit the marijuana dispensary?

He was sailing for Indica

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Swanbrother
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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I'm opening a dispensary that sells weed and doughnuts

It's called "Glazed and Confused"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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Two guys broke into a medical cannabis dispensary and were later arrested.

They were definitely 'pot-ners in crime'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Escalade1414
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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I work at a dispensary

it's a pretty kush-y job.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xSchneebSx
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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What do you say when you want a THC drink at a dispensary? reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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What do you call a dispensary and psychiatrist sharing rental space ?

Chronic Issues.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Failedcasserole
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2018
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My buddy and I are going to open a dispensary

It's a joint venture.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DJDyel
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2018
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Pride and joy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thehawkplays
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2021
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Why did they build the university on a mountain?

It was a place of higher learning.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperGrandPatzer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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As weed legality gets better, I still cannot believe...

that I haven't heard of a single dispensary referring to itself as a "cannabusiness"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cuon
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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Tax question

Do pot dispensaries file joint tax returns?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tfowler11
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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