Weapon of brass destruction
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How did they punish the longshoreman whose improper ship mooring caused the destruction of a pier?
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︎ Nov 13 2019
I told my dad about how hurricanes with female names cause more destruction...
"Well, now I know why they don't call them himmicanes"
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I think we should stop blaming earthquakes for the destruction they cause
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︎ Apr 30 2018
When a parrot causes complete and total Destruction
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︎ Feb 26 2018
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of crime?
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︎ Oct 15 2020
I had to reprimand my son for cutting up his dumplings at the Chinese restaurant last night.
I can't condone such wonton acts of destruction.
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︎ Nov 29 2020
What do you call a medical fish?
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︎ Sep 02 2020
What happens when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence?
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︎ Oct 11 2020
What does Harry Truman call cats?
Weapons of mouse destruction.
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︎ Dec 06 2020
I found myself bereft at the chaos that run through the winding streets of China town. The horror
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︎ Dec 03 2020
What do you call a destructive wizard?
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︎ Dec 31 2019
Did you hear about Chinese restaurant that blew up?
Scenes of wonton destruction.
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︎ Oct 27 2020
A Chinese restaurant was recently destroyed in the riots.
It was wonton destruction.
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︎ Oct 11 2020
What do you get when you mix a cow and dynamite?
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︎ Sep 13 2020
Thank you
This isn't a dad joke. This is a thank you to everyone on this subreddit. 6 weeks ago the love of my life broke things off with me due to factors attributed to my mental health (which i didn't tell her about because she is struggling with uni and i didn't want her to worry) and I've been having an extremely difficult time coming to terms with it. She's falling for another guy while I've been self destructing to the point where she never wants to talk to me again. But i found this subreddit today, the jokes are so stupid and funny that for the first time since before the breakup, I've laughed and it was genuine. Thank you so much for your stupid jokes. You've saved my life as far as I'm concerned. I still have a long way to to, but this subreddit is definitely going to get me through it. Thank you π
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︎ Oct 26 2019
A guy just went crazy at my local dumpling house and destroyed the place.
He's been charged with wonton destruction.
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︎ Aug 18 2020
I have a really dark joke about light waves changing speeds and direction!
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︎ Apr 24 2020
Why was the Boston Tea Party illegal?
It was destruction of Private Proper Tea!
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︎ May 26 2020
What do you call it when the crew of the starship enterprise enters a massive, destructive weather pattern?
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︎ Jun 05 2018
What do you get when a cow jumps over an electrified barbed-wire fence?
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︎ May 03 2020
Breaking News: Light convicted destructive interference.
Sentenced to life in prism.
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︎ May 01 2017
What happened when two herds of evenly-matched cows got into a turf war?
There was mootual destruction
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︎ Apr 15 2020
What do you call it when a cow fails to jump over a barbed-wire fence?
Udder destruction
Probably a re-post, but I haven't seen it on here in quite a while
If you have seen it recently... I'm utterly sorry
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︎ Nov 21 2019
Today, at lunch, my wife almost threw out her leftover wonton soup.
I immediately stopped her and asked for a to go container. I wonβt stand by and allow acts of wonton destruction.
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︎ Oct 30 2019
I have a compulsive habit of obliterating album CD's of classic hard rock bands
You could say I've got an appetite for destruction
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︎ Nov 21 2019
So a sensei or βteacherβ at a martial arts school brings a bowl of crispy wontons to class.
He sets it on a plinth and tells the students theyβre free to take a couple after class is over. Halfway through teaching the senpai or senseiβs assistant approaches and tells him he has an important phone call. He tells the class to find a partner and practice. He comes back fifteen minutes later and the plinth is knocked over, the bowl is in pieces and the wontons crushed and scattered about. He is dismayed that his students would engage in such sensei-less wonton destruction.
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︎ Jun 23 2019
I really hope that there isn't a mad cow disease outbreak
It would leave udder destruction
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︎ Apr 19 2019
Dad joke 101
My dad told my brother to change his bedsheets while his gf is coming..
"I don't want her to get pregnant just by sitting" he said
I'm dyin lmaoππ
Destruction 100
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︎ Nov 19 2018
Did you hear the news about that Chinese restaurant that got vandalized?
It was an act of wonton destruction.
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︎ Nov 25 2018
Did you hear about the guy who tore apart that Chinese place?
He caused wonton destruction.
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Some cowrny jokes
What do you call a cow with three legs?
Tri-tip.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with one leg?
Steak.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with five legs?
A mootation.
What do you call a cow with four legs?
A cow.
What do you call a cow that tried to jump over a barbed wire fence?
Udder destruction.
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︎ Oct 08 2017
Someone went into our local Chinese shop, threw a whole tray of dumplings onto the ground, and stomped all over them.
It was an act of wonton destruction
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︎ May 20 2018
What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence
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︎ Nov 03 2020
Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?
It was udder destruction.
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︎ Jul 08 2020
Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?
It was udder destruction.
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︎ Nov 17 2019
What happened when the cow jumped over the barb wired fence?
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︎ Jan 02 2020
Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?
It was udder destruction.
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︎ Nov 06 2019
Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?
It was udder destruction.
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︎ Nov 09 2019
Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?
It was udder destruction.
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︎ Nov 02 2019
Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?
It was udder destruction.
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︎ Nov 04 2019
Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?
It was udder destruction.
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What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence?
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︎ Jul 18 2019
What do you call a cow that jumped over a barbed fence?
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What happens when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence?
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What happened to the cow that jumped over the barbed wire fence?
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