I'm still working on it!
Turns out it was an isolated incident.
He said he never had any issues with mis-calculations during construction on houses and I said that's impossible.
I told him in response about a time I put a post in the ground at a bad angle and had to take it out and put it back in correctly.
He got mad at me because he had heard the same exact story on r/construction
I guess you could call it a repost
The man goes into the fancy restaurant and have a discussion with the host:
Host Sir, you cannot come in here with out a belt. We have standards.
The man goes out to his car and puts on a belt fashioned out of some rope. He goes back in.
Host Alright.... I guess you have a belt....You still need a jacket.
The man goes back out to his car and fishes out a jacket his wore to a wedding a year ago. He shares it off, brushes it with his hand, and puts it on.
Host Ok. You still need a tie. It is required.
The man goes out to his car. He doesn't have a tie. He puts on jumper cables and makes a perfect Windsor knot.
Host You have a belt and a jacket. I guess you have a tie.
Just don't try to start something....
He really fell into his work.
...yeah, it was quite the ordeal to get the oar deal.
Men are now working around the clock.
When I got home, all the signs were there
[Yes] Well I’m still working on it.
Asphalt (My dads been telling this one since I was 12, never heard it anywhere else 😂)
It was riveting
They raise the roof.
It's called Studfinder.
In his last email he said "I remain at your disposal for any concerns".
Couldn't find him there this morning. I hope he's ok.
Give me a second I'm still working on it.
In doors.
#StayHome
It was the very first pyramid scheme.
Man, I gotta work on that...
But, when I got home all the signs were there.
He said I could have nailed it, but I screwed up
We raised the roof.
The evidence wasn't concrete.
True story, he says, “The crane business must be booming.”
They're always getting laid.
He's really great at installing Windows!
They’re dealing with it asbestos they can
I told him I miter saw who it was...
It was a baseless accusation
Looking for the punchline? Hold on, I'm still working on it.
Its a boring job
It's a job I could really see myself doing.
It’s riveting.
A stud finder
Legoo.
It’s nice to see a politician make good on a concrete policy proposal.
He's a tar-tender now
It looked like foul play. The mason wasn’t a suspect. He had a concrete alibi. The night of the accident he said he was with his girlfriend. She confirmed this. There was a wall of evidence. Consequently his alibi was rock solid and not just a facade. There was damning evidence that it was the plumber. They figured his alibi, that he was at the casino, wouldn’t hold water. But cameras showed fluid betting all night. This, obviously, threw a wrench in the investigation. The investigators followed a lead to the electrician. He had a shocking secret. It seems the electrician had been charged with battery only months earlier. But it was a dead end. They looked at the HVAC installer, but his alibi was airtight. Next, they tried to nail the Roofer, as he had been spouting off about the victim the day of the accident. But the roofer had been hammered all day. There was no way they could paint him as the cunning mastermind.
Then they saw the writing on the wall: the painter had both motive and opportunity. He was seen canvassing the accident site a few strokes before midnight when the accident occurred. The victim fell off a faulty ladder that was covered in finger paint. It seems the victim and the painter had a few brush-ins before. And it wasn’t a pretty picture. The painter was indicted, but despite all the evidence, the charges didn’t stick and the jury let him roll off clean.
Riveting!
Would they use I-beams
A Caterpillar.
Still workin on it... Cant quite nail it down, you woodnt get it, it's pretty screwed up..
But when I got home, all the signs were there
Nailed It.
Construction is necessary to keep our roads maintained. Please take your "End Construction" campaign signs down.
Guess he failed his degree in Civil Engineering.
So a guy I was working with built a wall really crooked. So I told him I could tell he was born with no eye lids. When they did the curcumsion they took the left over skin an put it over his eyes. Now he's all cockeyed!
...He really put the nail in the coffin
And puts an ice pack on his head because it was made of metal
but I'm still working on it
Nevermind I'm still working on it.
Ah, I'm still working on it.
I'm working on it.
I'm still working on it.
I'm still working on it...
Sorry I am still working on it
But I'm still working on it
I’m still working on it!
...but I'm still working on it.
I’m still working on it...
I'm still working on it.
Wait, I’m still working on it.
Nah, I'm still working on it.
I'm still working on it.
Nevermind...I'm still working on it
I’m still working on it though
I'm still working on it.
But I’m still working on it.
Well I’m still working on it.
Nah,I'm still working on it
I'm still working on it.
I’m still working on it!
i’m still working on it.
I'm still working on it.
I'm still working on it.
I’m still working on it.
I’m working on it... 🤪
I'm working on it.
.. was the roofer
U-crane.
I'm still working on it
Actually, I am still working on it.
Sorry I'm still working on it
But when i got home... all the signs were there
No? I guess your still working on it
Nailed It.
