Some cowrny jokes

What do you call a cow with three legs?

Tri-tip.

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with five legs?

A mootation.

What do you call a cow with four legs?

A cow.

What do you call a cow that tried to jump over a barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction.

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