Delicatessens Puns

A list of puns related to "Delicatessens"

Did you hear about the alligator that got a job as general manager of the local delicatessen?

He was hired for being a good delegator.

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👤︎ u/JoshTee123
📅︎ Dec 02 2021
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What's the difference between a a delicatessen specializing in dressed meats, and a place to raise adorable baby Hammerheads and Great Whites?

One is a charcuterie, the other is a cute sharkery.

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👤︎ u/Supersnazz
📅︎ Nov 04 2021
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At a deli with my dad the other day...

My dad and I were at a local delicatessen recently and I was lamenting the increase of prices for the meats since the last time we were there. He told me in order to lower costs, maybe they should outsource who they buy their meats from...

Dad: "The meat would come from Coldcutta, India".

Me: groan

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👤︎ u/AlliKnowIsMayo
📅︎ Apr 18 2017
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Did you hear about the alligator that got a job as GM of the local delicatessen?

He was hired for being a good deli-gator. 🤷‍♂️

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👤︎ u/JoshTee123
📅︎ Nov 30 2021
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