The only deck of cards we have at home have all the aces missing...

I don't know how to deal with this.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2021
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A man bursts into his therapist's office and yells, "Doc, you gotta help me! I keep dreaming that I'm stuck inside a deck of cards!"

The therapist looks up from his paperwork, looks at the man, and says, "I'm busy at the moment, so I'll deal with you later."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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I own a XXL deck of cards

I'm a big deal around here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aggressive_Pear
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2021
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The only gift I got for Christmas was a deck of sticky playing cards.

I’m having a hard time dealing with this.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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How does a deck of cards get around?

It shuffles.

(a true dad joke, from my 9-year old)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/asiers
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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I got locked in a room with a deck of cards.

I was in solitaire confinement.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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I woke up on an island, just me and a deck of cards.

So far, I’m not a big fan of solitairy confinement

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daddyflextape
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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What do you call someone who commits a murder with a deck of cards that only has clubs, spades, and diamonds?

Heartless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lego_luke
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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Me : "Doctor Doctor, I feel like a deck of cards"

Doctor : "Sit down, I'll deal with you later"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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Marriage is like a deck of cards

It starts with Hearts and Diamonds and ends with a Club and a Spade

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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I once played poker with a deck of tarot cards.

I got a full house and 3 people died.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RichNCrispy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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A patient bursts into a doctor’s office, "Doctor, I believe I'm a deck of cards!" The doctor calmly replies, "Go sit in the waiting room, please, I'll be dealing with you later." short-funny.com/best-puns…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2017
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My teenage son got a tattoo of a deck of cards without our permission.

I might have to deal with him later.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2018
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I told the doctor I felt like a deck of playing cards...

He said he’d deal with me later.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2018
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Marriage is like a deck of cards...

All you need to start of is two hearts and a diamond but come the end you'll wish you had a club and a spade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dacs1306
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2018
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I was stuck on a boat with no food in the middle of the ocean with just a deck of cards.

Luckily I could go fish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/F1NANCE
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2019
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My son was complaining that his older brother threw a deck of cards at him.

I said, β€œWhy don’t you deal with it?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2018
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PUN INTENDED : A deck of 54 pun based critter cards. dailycrittercards.com
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πŸ‘€︎ u/albertog72
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2014
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I played euchre with a large deck of cards....

It was kind of a big deal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bombastic_cube
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2015
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What do you call a deck of cards with nothing to do?

Cardbored

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xenoraiser
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2016
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The most puny and beautiful deck of playing cards ever made. kickstarter.com/projects/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/albertog72
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2015
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All I got for my birthday was a deck of sticky playing cards.

I’m having a hard time dealing with this.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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The only gift I got for my birthday was a deck of sticky playing cards.

I’m finding it hard to deal with this.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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A man bursts into his therapist's office and says, "Doc, you gotta help me. I keep dreaming I'm stuck inside a deck of cards!"

The therapist looked up from his paperwork and said, "I'm busy now. I'll deal with you later."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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A patient bursts into his therapist's office and shouts, "Doc, you gotta help me. I keep dreaming that I'm trapped in a deck of cards!"

The therapist turns from his current patient and says, "I'm busy now. I'll deal with you later."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2020
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A therapist was with a client when another client burst in and said, "Doc, you gotta help me! I keep having a nightmare that I'm stuck inside a deck of cards."

The therapist looked at him calmly and said, "I'm with another client. I'll deal with you later."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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The only gift I got for my birthday was a deck of sticky playing cards.

I find it extremely difficult to deal with.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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I got locked in a room with nothing but a deck of cards.

I was in solitaire confinement.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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The only gift I got for my birthday is a deck of sticky playing cards.

I find that very hard to deal with.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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The only birthday gift I got this year was a deck of sticky playing cards.

I find that very hard to deal with.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2018
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The only gift I got for my birthday was a deck of sticky playing cards.

I’m having a hard time dealing with it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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I accidentally locked myself in a room with nothing but a deck of cards..

I was in solitaire confinement.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2019
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For my birthday, all I got was a deck of sticky playing cards.

I find that very difficult to deal with.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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For my birthday, i got gifted a sticky deck of cards

I find it very hard to deal with

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peanut31
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2018
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