The only deck of cards we have at home have all the aces missing...
I don't know how to deal with this.
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︎ Jun 02 2021
A man bursts into his therapist's office and yells, "Doc, you gotta help me! I keep dreaming that I'm stuck inside a deck of cards!"
The therapist looks up from his paperwork, looks at the man, and says, "I'm busy at the moment, so I'll deal with you later."
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︎ Apr 16 2021
I own a XXL deck of cards
I'm a big deal around here.
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︎ Apr 17 2021
The only gift I got for Christmas was a deck of sticky playing cards.
Iβm having a hard time dealing with this.
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︎ Dec 28 2020
How does a deck of cards get around?
It shuffles.
(a true dad joke, from my 9-year old)
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︎ Oct 01 2020
I got locked in a room with a deck of cards.
I was in solitaire confinement.
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︎ Sep 10 2020
I woke up on an island, just me and a deck of cards.
So far, Iβm not a big fan of solitairy confinement
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︎ Jul 07 2020
What do you call someone who commits a murder with a deck of cards that only has clubs, spades, and diamonds?
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︎ May 22 2020
Me : "Doctor Doctor, I feel like a deck of cards"
Doctor : "Sit down, I'll deal with you later"
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︎ Feb 04 2020
Marriage is like a deck of cards
It starts with Hearts and Diamonds and ends with a Club and a Spade
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︎ Feb 19 2020
I once played poker with a deck of tarot cards.
I got a full house and 3 people died.
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︎ Feb 08 2019
A patient bursts into a doctorβs office, "Doctor, I believe I'm a deck of cards!" The doctor calmly replies, "Go sit in the waiting room, please, I'll be dealing with you later."
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︎ Jul 10 2017
My teenage son got a tattoo of a deck of cards without our permission.
I might have to deal with him later.
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︎ Aug 31 2018
I told the doctor I felt like a deck of playing cards...
He said heβd deal with me later.
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︎ Sep 20 2018
Marriage is like a deck of cards...
All you need to start of is two hearts and a diamond but come the end you'll wish you had a club and a spade.
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︎ Sep 10 2018
I was stuck on a boat with no food in the middle of the ocean with just a deck of cards.
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︎ Jan 08 2019
My son was complaining that his older brother threw a deck of cards at him.
I said, βWhy donβt you deal with it?β
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︎ Oct 02 2018
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︎ Dec 17 2014
I played euchre with a large deck of cards....
It was kind of a big deal
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︎ Dec 29 2015
What do you call a deck of cards with nothing to do?
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︎ Sep 16 2016
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︎ Jan 04 2015
All I got for my birthday was a deck of sticky playing cards.
Iβm having a hard time dealing with this.
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︎ Dec 11 2020
The only gift I got for my birthday was a deck of sticky playing cards.
Iβm finding it hard to deal with this.
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︎ Aug 31 2020
A man bursts into his therapist's office and says, "Doc, you gotta help me. I keep dreaming I'm stuck inside a deck of cards!"
The therapist looked up from his paperwork and said, "I'm busy now. I'll deal with you later."
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︎ Nov 17 2020
A patient bursts into his therapist's office and shouts, "Doc, you gotta help me. I keep dreaming that I'm trapped in a deck of cards!"
The therapist turns from his current patient and says, "I'm busy now. I'll deal with you later."
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︎ Mar 09 2020
A therapist was with a client when another client burst in and said, "Doc, you gotta help me! I keep having a nightmare that I'm stuck inside a deck of cards."
The therapist looked at him calmly and said, "I'm with another client. I'll deal with you later."
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︎ Sep 04 2020
The only gift I got for my birthday was a deck of sticky playing cards.
I find it extremely difficult to deal with.
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︎ May 12 2020
I got locked in a room with nothing but a deck of cards.
I was in solitaire confinement.
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︎ Sep 28 2019
The only gift I got for my birthday is a deck of sticky playing cards.
I find that very hard to deal with.
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︎ Aug 25 2019
The only birthday gift I got this year was a deck of sticky playing cards.
I find that very hard to deal with.
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︎ May 19 2018
The only gift I got for my birthday was a deck of sticky playing cards.
Iβm having a hard time dealing with it.
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︎ Oct 29 2019
I accidentally locked myself in a room with nothing but a deck of cards..
I was in solitaire confinement.
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︎ Jan 07 2019
For my birthday, all I got was a deck of sticky playing cards.
I find that very difficult to deal with.
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︎ Apr 24 2019
For my birthday, i got gifted a sticky deck of cards
I find it very hard to deal with
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︎ Jul 02 2018
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