The Deck of Cards Puns

I’m having a hard time dealing with this.

He said he’d deal with me later.

Luckily I could go fish.

A patient bursts into a doctor’s office, "Doctor, I believe I'm a deck of cards!" The doctor calmly replies, "Go sit in the waiting room, please, I'll be dealing with you later."

Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond...

By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.

If you are ever lost in the woods take out a deck of cards. Start playing solitaire and people will pop out of the wood works suggesting your next move.

Taking the two's out of decks of cards.

I'm sitting on the couch, when he comes up behind me and asks "Wanna play a little cards?" I turn around to see him holding a miniature deck of cards. We both lost it.

I’m finding it hard to deal with this.

I find it extremely difficult to deal with.

I find that very hard to deal with.

I find that very hard to deal with.

I’m having a hard time dealing with it.