Pack Of Cards Puns

I'm finding them hard to deal with.

No one knows what I’m dealing with.

Last week I asked her what she wanted as a present.

“Oh, I dont know,” she said . “Just give me something with diamonds.”

Thats why I’m giving her a pack of playing cards.

I know this isn't strictly a Dad joke, but I feel it is in the spirit of the thing. My dad is getting is getting his leg amputated in January. Essentially he has no cartilage in his ankle, and it causes him severe pain all the time. He has an amazing sense of humor, so I wanted to get him a gift basket of foot-based things. So far I have: -fruit by the foot -Happy Feet -Footloose -an Ihop gift card -pack of tube socks (since now he gets 2 for 1) -Bologna (because his amputation is below knee) -a card saying congrats on the weight loss -all put inside of a stocking

What other foot based pun items would you include in the gift basket?

Me: “He was really good, he had like 30 aces”

Dad: “well he must of been cheating then... there’s not that many in a pack of cards”

…and when I asked her what she wanted she said she’d be happy with anything with lots of diamonds in it.

She’s going to love this pack of playing cards I’ve bought her.

No one knows what I'm dealing with.