If the process of decaffeinating coffee beans means being doused in formaldehyde...

Does that make them Coffinated?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beardwithablog
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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I bought a decaffeinated coffee table.

You can’t even tell by looking at it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coot32
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2018
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What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

Decaffeinated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a_misplaced_taco
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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A dad's joke about milk.

Some context: my dad listed the drinks we had, which read "orange juice, decaf, milk."

Me: (jokingly) Decaf milk?

Dad: All milk is decaf because we get it and the calf doesn't!

The man is legendary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fagballs3
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2017
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What happened to the guy who had his coffee cup stolen ?

He got mugged

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HighHcQc
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2014
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My Dad on Cows Giving Birth

Dad walks in

Dad: "Hey son, do you know what you call a cow that just gave birth to a calf?"

Me: "No idea... What is it?"

Dad: "Decaffeinated!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beardski98
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2014
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What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

Decaffeinated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imawkwardtrash
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

Decaffeinated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/focusynocd
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

Decaffeinated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MidnightWolfie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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What do you call a cow after she gave birth?

Decaffeinated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/holiestofrollers
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

Decaffeinated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aurrutia214
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2017
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What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

Decaffeinated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/airhogg
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2018
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What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

Decaffeinated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danwright32
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2018
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What do you a call a cow who just had a baby?

Decaffeinated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PMAe30
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2015
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Driving around, when my dad dropped this one.

Dad: What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

Decaffeinated!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kazakda
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2013
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Classic Dad.

Dad: What do you call a cow that just had a calf?

Me: ??

Dad: Decaffeinated!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rybuzz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2014
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