Decaffeination Puns

A list of puns related to "Decaffeination"

If the process of decaffeinating coffee beans means being doused in formaldehyde...

Does that make them Coffinated?

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👤︎ u/beardwithablog
📅︎ Jan 24 2021
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I bought a decaffeinated coffee table.

You can’t even tell by looking at it.

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👤︎ u/coot32
📅︎ Jul 24 2018
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What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

Decaffeinated

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👤︎ u/a_misplaced_taco
📅︎ May 25 2020
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A dad's joke about milk.

Some context: my dad listed the drinks we had, which read "orange juice, decaf, milk."

Me: (jokingly) Decaf milk?

Dad: All milk is decaf because we get it and the calf doesn't!

The man is legendary.

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👤︎ u/Fagballs3
📅︎ Apr 17 2017
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What happened to the guy who had his coffee cup stolen ?

He got mugged

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👤︎ u/HighHcQc
📅︎ Mar 07 2014
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My Dad on Cows Giving Birth

Dad walks in

Dad: "Hey son, do you know what you call a cow that just gave birth to a calf?"

Me: "No idea... What is it?"

Dad: "Decaffeinated!"

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👤︎ u/Beardski98
📅︎ Aug 02 2014
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What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

Decaffeinated

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👤︎ u/imawkwardtrash
📅︎ Sep 25 2019
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What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

Decaffeinated

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👤︎ u/focusynocd
📅︎ Sep 25 2019
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What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

Decaffeinated

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👤︎ u/MidnightWolfie
📅︎ Jun 28 2019
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What do you call a cow after she gave birth?

Decaffeinated.

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👤︎ u/holiestofrollers
📅︎ Jul 04 2019
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What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

Decaffeinated

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👤︎ u/aurrutia214
📅︎ Nov 14 2017
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What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

Decaffeinated

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👤︎ u/airhogg
📅︎ Jun 07 2018
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What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

Decaffeinated

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👤︎ u/danwright32
📅︎ Feb 12 2018
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What do you a call a cow who just had a baby?

Decaffeinated

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👤︎ u/PMAe30
📅︎ Sep 04 2015
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Driving around, when my dad dropped this one.

Dad: What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

Decaffeinated!

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👤︎ u/kazakda
📅︎ Aug 28 2013
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Classic Dad.

Dad: What do you call a cow that just had a calf?

Me: ??

Dad: Decaffeinated!

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👤︎ u/rybuzz
📅︎ Aug 18 2014
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