A list of puns related to "Dearness"
Please grow up and solve your own problems.
"Yes, my master, I have."
"And a waterfall, spilling mightly over the stones without taking anything out of its proper place?"
"Yes, my master, I have witnessed it."
"And the moon, when it touches the calm water to reflect all its enormous beauty?"
"Yes, my master, I have also seen this marvelous phenomenon."
"That is the problem. You keep watching all this shit instead of training."
Ramen.
Now it's a doe friend.
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Thank you for making me an expert in loading the dishwasher.
No eye dear
What do you call a dear with no eyes or legs
Still no eye dear
What do you call a dear with no eyes or legs cut in half
Still half no eye dear
The Opportunist.
Why would I need a hairy chest?
I'm living with one of yours and she needs a lot of improvement.
I present you, the grief-case
Honking the horn won't make me text any faster.
Both removed POLISH with chemicals
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How do you expect me to lose weight, when all the pills you prescribe me, must be taken with food?
Apologies for not following the usual formatting. My father-in-law was diagnosed with lung cancer a few months ago. A few weeks ago, we learned it had spread to his brain. Later that day, he told me:
βWell, everyone came by after they heard about the lung cancer and told me how strong and great I am, and that Iβd beat lung cancer...β
pauses for effect
β...I guess I let it go to my head.β
Edit: thank you all for the kind words (and the silver/gold/platinum...Iβll be making matching gifts to St. Judeβs or a similar organization).
Yes he was a great man. At age 20 he was given 3 months to live due to another βincurableβ disease. He stuck around for another 45+ years. I could go on and on...
Hearing this, a little girl leans over to her mother and loudly asks: "Mommy, what is butt dust?"
De-calf-inated
She has obviously moved on already, and you should, too
Your sex change operation was a partial success.
But his Net income always put me off.
You will be mist.
"Rudolph the red knows rain dear"
βDonβt look down!β said my friend above me.
So I started smiling.
"Elementary, my dear Watson."
Detective: Dear god
Officer: Yes most likely
Go to sweep, dear.
which is why she lost her job as a cardiac surgeon.
Don't teach me how to bring up my children. I'm living with one of yours and she needs a lot of improvement.
No Idea
Apologies for not following the usual formatting. My father-in-law was diagnosed with lung cancer a few months ago. A few weeks ago, we learned it had spread to his brain. Later that day, he told me:
βWell, everyone came by after they heard about the lung cancer and told me how strong and great I am, and that Iβd beat lung cancer...β
pauses for effect
β...I guess I let it go to my head.β
Edit: thank you all for the kind words (and the silver/gold/platinum...Iβll be making matching gifts to St. Judeβs or a similar organization).
Yes he was a great man. At age 20 he was given 3 months to live due to another βincurableβ disease. He stuck around for another 45+ years. I could go on and on...
No eye-dear.
What do you call a dear with no eyes and legs?
Still no eye-dear.
Still No Idea
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