A list of puns related to "Dear Dear"
Please grow up and solve your own problems.
"Yes, my master, I have."
"And a waterfall, spilling mightly over the stones without taking anything out of its proper place?"
"Yes, my master, I have witnessed it."
"And the moon, when it touches the calm water to reflect all its enormous beauty?"
"Yes, my master, I have also seen this marvelous phenomenon."
"That is the problem. You keep watching all this shit instead of training."
Now it's a doe friend.
Ramen.
"All the more reason to put him out."
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Thank you for making me an expert in loading the dishwasher.
No eye dear
What do you call a dear with no eyes or legs
Still no eye dear
What do you call a dear with no eyes or legs cut in half
Still half no eye dear
The Opportunist.
Why would I need a hairy chest?
I'm living with one of yours and she needs a lot of improvement.
I present you, the grief-case
Honking the horn won't make me text any faster.
How do you expect me to lose weight, when all the pills you prescribe me, must be taken with food?
Apologies for not following the usual formatting. My father-in-law was diagnosed with lung cancer a few months ago. A few weeks ago, we learned it had spread to his brain. Later that day, he told me:
βWell, everyone came by after they heard about the lung cancer and told me how strong and great I am, and that Iβd beat lung cancer...β
pauses for effect
β...I guess I let it go to my head.β
Edit: thank you all for the kind words (and the silver/gold/platinum...Iβll be making matching gifts to St. Judeβs or a similar organization).
Yes he was a great man. At age 20 he was given 3 months to live due to another βincurableβ disease. He stuck around for another 45+ years. I could go on and on...
Hearing this, a little girl leans over to her mother and loudly asks: "Mommy, what is butt dust?"
She has obviously moved on already, and you should, too
Your sex change operation was a partial success.
You will be mist.
But his Net income always put me off.
βDonβt look down!β said my friend above me.
So I started smiling.
which is why she lost her job as a cardiac surgeon.
I will find you. You have my Word.
She says "Go ahead".
He says "Plethora".
She thinks for a second, looks down and replies "Thank you. That means a lot".
She said "thank you, that means a lot"
Thanks for nothing
I'm getting real tired of your shirt.
(Change to "of you messing up my tests" for a more wholesome dad like joke ?)
Don't teach me how to bring up my children. I'm living with one of yours and she needs a lot of improvement.
No Idea
Apologies for not following the usual formatting. My father-in-law was diagnosed with lung cancer a few months ago. A few weeks ago, we learned it had spread to his brain. Later that day, he told me:
βWell, everyone came by after they heard about the lung cancer and told me how strong and great I am, and that Iβd beat lung cancer...β
pauses for effect
β...I guess I let it go to my head.β
Edit: thank you all for the kind words (and the silver/gold/platinum...Iβll be making matching gifts to St. Judeβs or a similar organization).
Yes he was a great man. At age 20 he was given 3 months to live due to another βincurableβ disease. He stuck around for another 45+ years. I could go on and on...
No eye-dear.
What do you call a dear with no eyes and legs?
Still no eye-dear.
Still No Idea
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