A bald man got a great deal on a wig today - only $1!

It was a small price toupee.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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The invention of the wheel was no big deal.

It was the invention of the axel that really got things rolling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/withouta3
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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A traveling salesman offered me a deal on a coffin.

I told him that's the last thing I need.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GeauxJoeStuff
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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Magical Creatures Rights Activist: Sir, are you aware of how wizards and witches deal with Boggarts?

It’s riddikulus!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vote4Hitler
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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The deal has been sealed.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/unrealhumour
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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Child Abuse isn't a big deal...

It's a minor problem

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Kodex
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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There are some phenomenal deals out there right now

I just got an 84-inch screen TV for my family. Not gonna lie, it was a pretty good trade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mirhamarha
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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Entangled business deal

If a spider catches more moths than they need, can they sell them on the web?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frudedude
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
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One administrator of Cloud City struck a New Deal with the Empire: Franklin DeLando Roosevelt
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMus3
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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How does a mathematician deal with constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Niknaktom
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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How do you make sure your drug deals remain perfectly neutral?

You drop acid and touch base!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PiRRoundNotSquare
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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I wish my family wouldn't make such a big deal over not picking up dropped ice cubes.

It's just water under the fridge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Snowdoggo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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I made a documentary film about people who look for deals at thrift stores.

It's called Goodwill Hunting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joesdad65
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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What tool would deal best with a traumatic event?

A coping saw!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thingie2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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Confusing Venus with Aphrodite is no big deal.

It’s just a mythunderstanding.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatoneevilpigeon
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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My pen ran out of ink and an ink fairy in the shape of a squid appeared. He said if I let him eat my dinner of shrimp he'd help me out by giving me some ink. The deal smelled kind of fishy, but I needed to finish my homework.

So we did it squid pro quo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoMoreTerritory
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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I asked my wife β€œWhat’s it like having to deal with periods?”

She said β€œI just go with the flow”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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I'm glad my friend enlightened me on this deal
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bflowwolf
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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Saw a deal earlier to stay on a canal boat but I was worried about covid situation

There's bound to be a lock down there

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ian_M87
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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Why is a broken pickaxe not a big deal?

Its just a miner problem.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Americrazy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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You know what's the big deal?

Just a big pickle!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlumeHound9
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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I can get you a great deal on cremation services....

But you have to urn it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ravanik
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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Man was selling a really nice JBL speaker for just $1! Said the volume was stuck at max volume permanently. But what a deal!

How could I turn that down!?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Parkwad
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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My wife thinks I compulsively buy tools. I tell her it's really not a big deal....

It's my vice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Musicferret
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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What do you call a doctor who also deals with cars ?

Cardealogist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vertex_welder
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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What’s the deal with people who get fired from the U.S. Mint?

None of them make cents anymore!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nickissupershort
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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What's the deal with those people who take care of chickens?

Bunch of chicken tenders

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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My grocery store had a great deal on baked sweets today

It’s really been a great cake day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wakes09
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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I bought 20 guillotines because there was a great deal

I don’t know why I thought it’d be a good idea. I lost my head when buying them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheCultofLoss
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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Where does captain hook get good deals on used prosthetics?

At the second hand store

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-umop-apisdn
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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Seal the deal.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheFriman
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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I want to start a gas company that deals exclusively in fuel derived from dog fossils. It’s going to be called Paw Petrol.
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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You would think more people would see this deal.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cgrulke
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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I saw a great deal online for a 'Replica Rolex' for only $50. I just opened the box and found it is completely made of wood...

To make matters worse, it is covered with a dark circular imperfection in the wood grain. I won't accept this - knot on my watch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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I joined the French Submarine Corps to learn how to deal with the loss of a loved one.

They taught me periscoping techniques.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HouseofKannan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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My daughter said she didnt wanna deal with lice

But i told her we had to take this problem head on

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HESMILEZ463
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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The re-opening of LEGO stores in 2020 was a big deal

People were lined up for blocks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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My wife said the best way to deal with bugs in the kitchen is to just leave them alone.

Personally I think that is just ignore ants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ezemity
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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If you want the best Sandwich Deal there is…

Go to Kent. You'll find both of those there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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When early man discovered that they could use sharp stones for hunting, it was a big deal.

It was cutting edge technology

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2020
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What do you call a sorcerer who only deals in urine magic?

A whizzard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Derpy_Dog007
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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Well, that seals the deal
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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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I just made a deal with a roof building firm

Hopefully it doesn’t fall through

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πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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What's the deal with a door and a bell?

On their own they are not really cute, but together they are adorable!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Soft_Chicken
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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A traveling salesman offered me a deal on a coffin

I told him that's the last thing I need

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheViralClovers
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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