A bald man got a great deal on a wig today - only $1!
It was a small price toupee.
The invention of the wheel was no big deal.
It was the invention of the axel that really got things rolling.
A traveling salesman offered me a deal on a coffin.
I told him that's the last thing I need.
Magical Creatures Rights Activist: Sir, are you aware of how wizards and witches deal with Boggarts?
The deal has been sealed.
Child Abuse isn't a big deal...
There are some phenomenal deals out there right now
I just got an 84-inch screen TV for my family. Not gonna lie, it was a pretty good trade.
Entangled business deal
If a spider catches more moths than they need, can they sell them on the web?
One administrator of Cloud City struck a New Deal with the Empire: Franklin DeLando Roosevelt
How does a mathematician deal with constipation?
He works it out with a pencil.
How do you make sure your drug deals remain perfectly neutral?
You drop acid and touch base!
I wish my family wouldn't make such a big deal over not picking up dropped ice cubes.
It's just water under the fridge.
I made a documentary film about people who look for deals at thrift stores.
It's called Goodwill Hunting.
What tool would deal best with a traumatic event?
Confusing Venus with Aphrodite is no big deal.
It’s just a mythunderstanding.
My pen ran out of ink and an ink fairy in the shape of a squid appeared. He said if I let him eat my dinner of shrimp he'd help me out by giving me some ink. The deal smelled kind of fishy, but I needed to finish my homework.
So we did it squid pro quo
I asked my wife “What’s it like having to deal with periods?”
She said “I just go with the flow”.
I'm glad my friend enlightened me on this deal
Saw a deal earlier to stay on a canal boat but I was worried about covid situation
There's bound to be a lock down there
Why is a broken pickaxe not a big deal?
Its just a miner problem.
You know what's the big deal?
I can get you a great deal on cremation services....
Man was selling a really nice JBL speaker for just $1! Said the volume was stuck at max volume permanently. But what a deal!
How could I turn that down!?
My wife thinks I compulsively buy tools. I tell her it's really not a big deal....
What do you call a doctor who also deals with cars ?
What’s the deal with people who get fired from the U.S. Mint?
None of them make cents anymore!
What's the deal with those people who take care of chickens?
My grocery store had a great deal on baked sweets today
It’s really been a great cake day
I bought 20 guillotines because there was a great deal
I don’t know why I thought it’d be a good idea. I lost my head when buying them
Where does captain hook get good deals on used prosthetics?
I want to start a gas company that deals exclusively in fuel derived from dog fossils. It’s going to be called Paw Petrol.
You would think more people would see this deal.
I saw a great deal online for a 'Replica Rolex' for only $50. I just opened the box and found it is completely made of wood...
To make matters worse, it is covered with a dark circular imperfection in the wood grain. I won't accept this - knot on my watch.
I joined the French Submarine Corps to learn how to deal with the loss of a loved one.
They taught me periscoping techniques.
My daughter said she didnt wanna deal with lice
But i told her we had to take this problem head on
The re-opening of LEGO stores in 2020 was a big deal
People were lined up for blocks.
My wife said the best way to deal with bugs in the kitchen is to just leave them alone.
Personally I think that is just ignore ants.
If you want the best Sandwich Deal there is…
Go to Kent. You'll find both of those there.
When early man discovered that they could use sharp stones for hunting, it was a big deal.
It was cutting edge technology
What do you call a sorcerer who only deals in urine magic?
Well, that seals the deal
I just made a deal with a roof building firm
Hopefully it doesn’t fall through
What's the deal with a door and a bell?
On their own they are not really cute, but together they are adorable!
A traveling salesman offered me a deal on a coffin
I told him that's the last thing I need
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