I bought some shoes from a drug dealer...
Don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day
Why should you be worried about your daughter’s vegan drug dealer?
How do you call a skinny drug dealer?...
Why are plumbers the worst drug dealers?
They are always showing their crack.
Just had a dealer try to sell me a piece of stone he said was from Ireland and kissed by St Patrick. When I looked underneath it said 'Made in China.'
What did the masochist say to the blackjack dealer?
My drug dealer is hilarious He *cracks* me up
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What's the similarity between a person with rheumatism and a high school drug dealer
They both have bad joints
Never trust a shoe salesman who doubles as a drug dealer
As a sole provider they'll likely get you something that's laced.
You'd never believe that Hank Hill quit his job at Strickland to become a drug dealer
He now sells cocaine and cocaine accessories
A man goes to a weed dealer...
Man-"I need a lot of weed"
Dealer-"For how many people?"
Man-"for 20"
I made an appointment with my dealer for some pot brownies
It was an edible arrangement
What does a duck say to the drug dealer
He says “where’s the quack”.
A bird addicted to drugs goes to their dealer.
Trying to get their fix, they buy a quaailude.
Why was R-Kelly be a bad dealer at black jack?
What do a drug dealer and a comedian have in comon.
They both crack people up.
My drug dealer is a funny guy.
Drug dealers these days...
When we dropped off the car for service, we got the last courtesy car on the dealer's lot.
What do you call a mob hitman who only kills low-level drug dealer?
a drug dealer is selling drugs
a woman and a man walk up to him
she then says "weed like some"
The local drug dealer in town started dressing as a Jehovah’s Witness so as not to arouse suspicion.
He was arrested when cops saw people actually letting him in.
What do you call a weed dealer in a suit?
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