Cheesemonger Puns

A list of puns related to "Cheesemonger"

How did the cheesemonger paint his boat?

He double Gloucester

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👤︎ u/trigrex
📅︎ Oct 24 2020
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Did you hear of the wonky cheesemongers shop?

It only had one Stilton

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👤︎ u/trigrex
📅︎ Oct 24 2020
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Did you hear about the cheesemonger who developed narcolepsy and became a poet?

He went from gouda to bed to verse.

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👤︎ u/liquidlightning325
📅︎ Dec 11 2018
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Why did Donald Trump become a cheesemonger?

So he could make America grate again

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👤︎ u/joelnodxd
📅︎ Feb 13 2019
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