Deadly Assault Puns

A list of puns related to "Deadly Assault"

A salt and battery with a deadly weapon gfycat.com/ChillyFlatAlas…
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👤︎ u/IAMA_dragon-AMA
📅︎ Jun 06 2015
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As we were eating dinner last night, I held up the salt shaker and my knife and asked my family, "Do you know what this is?"

Assault with a deadly weapon!

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Aug 24 2017
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Every time we go to a restaurant..

(picks up the salt shaker and his knife)

Dad: Assault, with a deadly weapon!

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👤︎ u/MyMomsMeatloaf
📅︎ Aug 25 2013
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