When I lived in Washington, DC, I formed a rock band with a friend who lived with severe obsessive-compulsive disorder.

OC/DC, we called ourselves.

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We need to add PR, DC, and Guam, as states.

53 is a prime number. Then we can truly be one nation, indivisible.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DubNationAssemble
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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Why are AC/DC always so hungry?

Because it’s a long way to the shop if you want a sausage roll.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NZOC
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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Give me an example of DC motor.

Batmobile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun_nav
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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JC/DC.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesome_smokey
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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To the guy in the wheelchair participating in the DC insurrection dressed all in camouflage.

You can hide, but you can’t run!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/screamtrumpet
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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There is a HUGE snowstorm today in Washington, DC

There are thousands of snowflakes gathering in DC, crying because they lost the election and they can't con their way to victory.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/40ozT0Freedom
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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Dress warm if you’re in DC today!

It’s minus 45!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/margaritina
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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DC and Warner Bros are creating a new Wonder Man movie

They even got a new actor to play the main role: Guy Gadot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vagabondsadhu
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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I never really liked DC films...

But how did I miss 1983 wonderwoman movies?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImaginaryEphatant
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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If DC, Puerto Rico, and Guam became states, the US would be truly indivisible

Since 53 states is a prime number

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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I finally see why people don’t like the live action DC films!

Because they don’t do the heroes justice

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xulphyr
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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Listening to AC/DC
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReeeTheHammerBoy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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My friend didn't believe me that Slash was in AC/DC

C'mon he is right there in the middle !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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When the AC circuits in your home are hit by a DC lightning bolt..

It's a current affair.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reachingnexus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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I propose that the much desired New York Strip Steak be renamed to Washington DC.

This will make the District of Columbia, finally a steak.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scooterscuzz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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DC and Marvel should make a crossover between The Flash and The Incredible Hulk.

They could call it "The Fast and the Furious."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kwakerjak
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2017
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Long layovers in Washington, DC airports are so Dulles
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πŸ‘€︎ u/smiling_frown
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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What would AC/DC be called if they started singing about history?

AD/BC

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arctureas
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2018
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Back in the 1970s, AC/DC was current.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/butterfly_burps
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2018
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I charged my satnav from an AC/DC charger...

Now I'm on a highway to hell

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyberneticpencil
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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I’ve been arguing with my friend about whether Electro is a DC villain

My friend is convinced that he’s direct current, but I think that his power uses alternating current instead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pacos-ego
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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No matter what happens in music, AC/DC will always be current
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πŸ‘€︎ u/memes4days
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2017
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Why are there no vegan DC heroes?

Because they're afraid of rotten tomatoes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reallylu0wei
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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Did you hear about the Pixels sequel / DC Universe crossover in production?

It stars Galaga Godot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/veganintendo
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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Plugging wires into a lead block produces an AC/DC current

Because it's heavy metal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ams1492
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2018
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There was an earthquake in Washington DC the other day...

It was obviously the government's fault.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Godzilla_KOM
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2017
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People make such a big deal about Axl Rose joining AC/DC, but Slash has been right in the middle of them all along.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2016
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I was talking about DCS

I just got the dcs UH-1H and was talking about it with my dad.

"This simulator is intense. It's harder to fly than I thought."

"Yea I hear helicopters are hard to fly. It must be challenging if you have to stay in tents."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cadet339
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2014
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We Need to Add PR, DC, and Guam as states.

53 is a Prime Number.

We then would truly be one nation, indivisible

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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DC movies are not

Marvel-ous

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kishenoy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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