Why are AC/DC always so hungry?

Because it’s a long way to the shop if you want a sausage roll.

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Listening to AC/DC
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My friend didn't believe me that Slash was in AC/DC

C'mon he is right there in the middle !

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When the AC circuits in your home are hit by a DC lightning bolt..

It's a current affair.

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What would AC/DC be called if they started singing about history?

AD/BC

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Back in the 1970s, AC/DC was current.
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I charged my satnav from an AC/DC charger...

Now I'm on a highway to hell

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No matter what happens in music, AC/DC will always be current
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Plugging wires into a lead block produces an AC/DC current

Because it's heavy metal

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People make such a big deal about Axl Rose joining AC/DC, but Slash has been right in the middle of them all along.
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What does Thor call his underpants?

Thunderwear

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I was reciting A, C, and E music notes in a bar. They kicked me out ...

They said no Minor allowed here . ..

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What's an electrician's favourite band?

AC/DC

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I plugged in a charger to the wall and my usb c headphone to the charger.

-Dad, what are you doing?

-Listening to AC/DC.

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Why does rockstar, Brian Johnson go to the US capital to cool off?

Because there's an AC in DC.

(Someone improve this joke.)

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There's a fine line between alternating current and direct current...

AC/DC

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What's your favorite song from Tesla/Edison!

Tesla/Edison is that a band? -Yeah AC/DC

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Few people know that Thomas Edison and Nikola Tesla put aside their differences and started a rock band together.

It was called AC/DC.

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Dad jokes at the old amusement park.

First day of summer vacation, pack up the family and bring them to Canobie Lake Park, a local amusement park.

We all get on the Ferris Wheel and the listen to the instructions:

Operator: "Please keep you arms and legs in the cart at all times, remain seated until the ride comes to a complete stop and please NO ROCKING!"

Me: "Awwww man, I was just abut to crank some AC/DC"

My family and the family in line behind us: ::audible groans::

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The hidden puns of LexisNexis

Years ago I used to use a LexisNexis database of companies that would give corporate information like name, address, and general business description. While most of them were pretty bland, there were a bunch of them with some really cheesy puns, and over a few years I built quite a collection.

Today I share with you "NEXIS IS RIDICULOUS.txt":

  • Bucyrus International caters to those who mine their own business.
  • It would be logical for Mr. Spock to boldly go to Vulcan International for rubber products. He might even live long and prosper -- in comfortable shoes.
  • What do manufacturer Electro-Motive Diesel (EMD) and 1970s band Grand Funk Railroad have in common? They both want you to do the locomotion!
  • Peter Piper can pick more than a peck of peppers or pickles from B&G Foods.
  • Toray Plastics America could sing "foam, foam on the range, where the polyester and polypropylene materials are made" all day.
  • Break out the Tums, because things are awfully gassy over at Air Liquide America.
  • If a tree falls in a Weyerhaeuser forest, someone is there to hear it -- and he has a chainsaw.
  • Although not a pushover, you can walk all over Wilsonart International.
  • Here's a HEICO haiku: HEICO companies/ Providing for jet engines/ In flight or on land.
  • American Italian Pasta Company (AIPC) uses its noodle in many different ways.
  • The golf industry doesn't mind when Aldila gives it the shaft.
  • Rat-a-tat-tat and a ringa-ding-ding. What's that? Answer: The sounds emanating from Pearl, one of the world's foremost makers of drums and other percussion and musical instruments.
  • Saint-Gobain Ceramics & Plastics deals powders and crystal, but there's no need to call the cops.
  • Pamida Stores Operating Company offers more small-town values than a bandwagon of Republicans on the campaign trail.
  • Like a tight end, offshore drilling contractor Transocean dreams of going deep but doesn't mind eating a little mud.
  • Rittal me this, Batman!
  • Utility Trailer Manufacturing is spreading its own brand of reefer madness.
  • Who is the Fresh Prince of Sullair?
  • If GrafTech International were a bard, it could wax poetic in an ode to the electrode.
  • When it comes to adhesives and vibration control products, LORD knows.
  • You might say that Deere & Company enjoys its customers going to seed.
  • Pfizer pfabricates pfarmaceuticals pfor quite a pfew inpfirmities.
  • Stripping is OK at Spraylat.
  • Don't think Seton is
... keep reading on reddit ➑

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What is a transformer's favourite band?

AC/DC!

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What's an Electricians favorite band?

AC/DC

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What’s an electrician’s favourite band?

AC/DC

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What's the electrician's favorite band?

AC/DC

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