A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z

Happy No L!

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📅︎ Dec 25 2020
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A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...

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📅︎ Dec 02 2020
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My imterviewer asked me why I put A, C, D, E, I, M, N, O, R, and T on my application.

I told him they were the letters of recommendation.

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📅︎ Jul 10 2020
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I never should have let E hang out with D, C, AA and AAA.

He came back a badder E.

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📅︎ Aug 05 2020
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What do you call a person in D.C. that never leaves the first floor of a building?

A lobbyist

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📅︎ Jul 20 2020
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Did you hear about the vegan who had O.C.D?

They always wanted everything to be just soy.

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👤︎ u/drozzi007
📅︎ Jul 16 2020
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I once saw a little guy with a red pointy hat riding the D.C. subway, listening to some music, tapping his toes perfectly in time with the beat

He was the greatest Metro Gnome ever.

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📅︎ Apr 16 2020
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Can I play World War Z without having played World War A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X and Y before? /r/ShouldIbuythisgame/com…
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📅︎ Mar 27 2020
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CDC B.C. Looks better than CDC A.D.
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📅︎ Aug 09 2019
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A C D C
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📅︎ Apr 07 2019
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Why are the sidewalks of Washington, D.C. so clean?

Because all the trash is in the White House.

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📅︎ Jan 27 2018
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While she was taking me on a tour of the embassies in Washington D.C...

Her: This one's the Japanese embassy, this one's the Belgian embassy, this one's the Finnish embassy...

Me: The Finnish embassy? Where's the start embassy?

Her: .......

Me: :D

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👤︎ u/abraxan
📅︎ Jun 30 2014
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I was visiting D.C (from Baltimore) & took a yoga class. After class, the instructor said "Please come back, we'd love to have you again." I responded...

"namaste in Baltimore, thanks"

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Recently made a trip to Ford's Theatre in Washington D.C....

Made a trip to DC by myself and went to Ford's Theatre as part of the trip. I uploaded a couple picture's I took into an album and made a brief description of each, because I knew my family would be interested in looking. Then my father, who is normally a very silent man who rarely ever smiles (let alone cracks a joke), commented this.

Simple, yet effective.

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📅︎ Mar 27 2016
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So I'm in D.C. visiting my dad.

We've just finished our thanksgiving shopping, when we pass by the Turkish embassy. My dad then exclaims, "I guess that's where we should've gotten the turkey!"

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📅︎ Nov 27 2013
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I have updated the alphabet for festive period. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z

No-el no-L

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👤︎ u/RikM
📅︎ Dec 11 2019
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