But he didn’t have the balls to do it.
Then he disappeared on me!
I still can’t believe I ate the hole thing.
The steaks are just too high.
Haha, she's in for a shock
Big mistake.
but that just wasn't a whisk I was willing to take
Had to lay it down, I can't stand these marry/sue charakters.
The stakes have never been higher.
Please pardon my dairy air
Because William Shatner.
A soldier drags a power cable across a battlefield. He is leading the charge.
A stray bullet breaks the cable and the soldier gets electrocuted. He was shell shocked.
The soldier starts flailing, hitting another soldier. He was charged with assault.
The charge jumps to Soldier 2 on contact. It became assault and battery.
I will always stand behind him.
Prepare yourself for the reaper cushions
Detectives are working hard to catch the thieves, but they have nothing to go on.
Husband : Because you take my breath away!
Because they don't have feet
As you've read, my neighbour is a drummer. He keeps playing at odd hours of the night and I've tried many times to talk to him about it but he just yells at me to mind my business.
Do you think I should ride this one out or is he just being drum-atic?
So technically Titan smells like Uranus.
He was a serious danger to himself and udders.
Because at least COVID-19 is airborne
I’m hardly laughing.
Because I knew by the desperate look in that rabbit's eye that I was in dye or die situation.
Just over six books. (Still feels too soon.)
So a long time ago, there was a tribe of people living in the jungle. They were ruled by a cruel and terrible king who lived the high life in a large and sturdy structure he called his palace, while his subjects had to hobble together homes out of grass and straw. The king would also frequently demand tribute, forcing his people to bring him offerings of food, to the point where some people were outright starving.
One day, a group of insurgents had had enough. They snuck into the kings palace at night, knocked out the guards, and stole the kings glamorous throne. They brought the throne back to their hut, and stowed it under a tarp.
When the king awoke the next morning, to say he was angry would be an understatement. He ordered his guards to search the village until they found the throne, and to kill the insurgents who would dare humiliate him.
The insurgents panicked when the guards showed up. The tarp was removed, and there was the throne. Rather than risk the thieves escaping, the king ordered his guards to torch the hut, destroying it, the throne, and the insurgents all at once.
It just goes to show; people in grass houses shouldn’t stow thrones.
A qatarpult
A frank discussion
The ends justify the memes.
But I don’t want to go Claussen a commotion, so dill with it.
Don’t buy it.
Icy dead people
If you do, there will be repercussions!
So I said: "Hola Sauce, Soy Papa"
Dare i say, i excel at it
Big mistake.
Big mistake.
