"The Epic Split" featuring Jean Claude Van Damme
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On a family holiday to Bruges, we decided to walk to the nearby town of Damme. En route, my Dad said to my sister "your hair looks sort of OK today"

He then explained "to Damme with faint praise"

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You hear about the time Jean Claude Van Damme met Sean Connery?

Connery introduced himself. "Bond. James Bond."

And Van Damme replied. "Damme. Van Damme. Claude Van Damme. Jean Claude Van Damme."

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Jean-Claude VAN damm
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We used to have a Teacherโ€™s assistant named Ruth, but one day she left.

After that, our teacher became ruthless

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What do you call a Rubik's Cube that insults you?

A Rudebik's Cube.

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Should I take the damm tour or not?
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Someone asked me to name 2 structures that hold water.

I was like well damm

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My friend tries to impress women by drawing realistic pictures of the Ford F-150.

Heโ€™s a pickup artist.

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A group of settlers had just finished building a damm.

They looked at the valley below, they were gonna build a village and start new lives there.

One settler said to another: "This going to be our damm nation."

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Classic
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Did you hear about the French man who always wore denim?

His name was Jean Jaquette.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

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What do you call an otter living in another otterโ€™s dam?

A squ-otter.

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How to get your kids to give you their ice cream?

When we were kids, my dad used to dare us to bite our ice cream without wincing. Obviously we couldn't. Then he took a bite of our ice cream (all 4 of us), his face staying straight as if it was nothing. We were always in awe and dared him to bite our ice cream every time we goes to the milk bar (creamerie).

We didn't knew he had a set of false teeth.

(Sorry for mistakes, I'm French Canadian.)

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I'm naming my next cat

Sharp - Clawed Van Damme

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My father-in-law always told this one...

Father-in-law: See that place over there? (Points to a cemetery)

Wife: Sure.

Father-in-law: People are just dying to get in there.

You'll be happy to know she carries on the proud tradition and says it to our kids ever time we pass a cemetery...every, damm, time.

Edit:Formatting

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