He then explained "to Damme with faint praise"
Connery introduced himself. "Bond. James Bond."
And Van Damme replied. "Damme. Van Damme. Claude Van Damme. Jean Claude Van Damme."
After that, our teacher became ruthless
A Rudebik's Cube.
I was like well damm
Heβs a pickup artist.
They looked at the valley below, they were gonna build a village and start new lives there.
One settler said to another: "This going to be our damm nation."
His name was Jean Jaquette.
The p is silent.
A squ-otter.
When we were kids, my dad used to dare us to bite our ice cream without wincing. Obviously we couldn't. Then he took a bite of our ice cream (all 4 of us), his face staying straight as if it was nothing. We were always in awe and dared him to bite our ice cream every time we goes to the milk bar (creamerie).
We didn't knew he had a set of false teeth.
(Sorry for mistakes, I'm French Canadian.)
Sharp - Clawed Van Damme
Father-in-law: See that place over there? (Points to a cemetery)
Wife: Sure.
Father-in-law: People are just dying to get in there.
You'll be happy to know she carries on the proud tradition and says it to our kids ever time we pass a cemetery...every, damm, time.
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