My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
Apparently nobody knows why Notre Dame caught fire....
...but Quasimodo has a hunch.
I asked my Dad if he heard about the Notre Dame fire
He told me it didn’t ring a bell
Dames are more intuitive then Guys
But that’s just a Broad generalization
Quasimodo is suing Notre Dame Cathedral for the damage to his back from all the Bell-ringing.
I think he might be getting a big lump sum.
Why are there so many notre dame memes all of a sudden?
Because they're lit
Me: What’s the name of that hunchback of Notre dame again?
Son: Quasimodo?
Me: That rings a bell.
******The Hunchshaq of Notre Dame***** (Frame from the YouTube video “shaq eats a hot wing content aware scale”)
What did the steeple on Notre Dame say?
Eiffel.
(Yes, I’m burning in hell for this.)
Did you hear about the Parisian that got so sad when he saw Notre Dame burn, that he threw himself in the river?
He was in Seine
What kind of fire did the Notre Dame burn in?
Hellfire (hope this is good and not too late.)
What did the priest say when he saw the Notre Dame on fire?
Holy Smokes!
I was praying the rosary in Notre Dame when the fire broke out. I shit my pants!
I evacuated instead of remaining in my pew.
Did you hear that Notre Dame is adding a new position to its football team?
Hunchback.
A reporter asked the hunchback of Notre Dame “when did you realise you were different to everyone else?”
I guess I always had a hunch
Why is the Internet so spotty in the Notre Dame Cathedral?
Because of the Quasi-modem.
My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
Did you hear about that fire at Notre Dame?
Nobody knows how it started but Quasimodo has a hunch.
We still don't know what caused the Notre Dame fire....
But Quasimodo has a hunch
The investigators still didn't know who started the fire at the Notre Dame
But they had a hunch.
Nobody really knows how the Notre Dame fire started
But Quasimodo has a hunch
