What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?
What do call a bike trail that shows no empathy.
What do you call a group of bisexual , bi cycle riding , hiking , Nordic emperors?
God finished creating the 24-hour cycle on Earth...
...with both darkness and light taking turns. He admired his hard work with a smile and a sigh. An angel asked him “What’s wrong, Lord?” God replied “I think I’m gonna call it a day.”
Molasses is separated from cane sugar by spinning cane syrup in a giant centrifuge.
It's a viscous cycle.
My family didn't like this nearly as much as the pancakes I was making, sadly.
What would you call a maniac on a bikeway?
Do you know why it's called the "menstrual cycle"?
Because female problems tend to start with "men".
Edit: I'm not a feminist or taking a dig at men. Just making a joke. Also, I'm a man.
What do the people say about the female rapper on her menstrual cycle?
I always fall down from my cycle riding on uneven bumpy roads.
I avoid bike trails after dark.
They're full of cycle paths.
My girlfriend wrote an article about the history of the menstrual cycle...
If a bicycle can't stay up on its own because it's two-tired, then why can a motor cycle stay up?
My wife was making gravy for dinner, and she added some corn starch, but it got too thick. To thin it out she added some water, but then it was too thin again. It went back and forth a few times before I said...
Ahh. I get it. It’s a viscous cycle.
This Guys a Real Cycle-path
Why does the cycle keep falling down?
I was wondering why Popeye keeps scratching himself at Soul Cycle...
Turns out he has a lot of spin itch...
I saw plenty of squirrels this morning cycling through the park.
I don't know how they can afford bikes.
If you cycle likes both genders it's a bi-cycle
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm.
He shouts, “A beer please! And one for the road!”
cycle, gyration, reel, revolution, rotation, run, spin, trundling, turn, twirl, undulation, whirl
Why can't a cycle stand on it's own?
Masturbation addiction is a viscous cycle
What do you call a cycle that let’s both men and women ride it?
Did you guys know that if a woman's egg isn't fertilized, she'll eject it during her next menstrual cycle?
Sounds like an ovary action to me...
I've been getting the bus to work since I dislocated my thumb and today was my first day cycling again. I was a little nervous...
But thankfully it was just like riding a bike!
what, would you say, is the craziest kind of road out there?
my votes for the cycle-path.
Who ever discovered the menstrual cycle...
Should get a standing ovulation.
I feel bad for children of gay parents
They either suffer twice as many dad jokes or an endless cycle of “ask your mother”.
Reddit, We are going to start a furniture up-cycling project and are looking for punny names, what can you come up with?
I couldn't come up with any good ones myshelf.
What do you call a murder where the perp runs away on a bicycle?
French cycling competition
So Christian Yelich hit for the Cycle again last night.
I guess you can say he got a Bi-Cycle last night.
Every morning after I get out of the house, a bike comes out of nowhere and runs me over.
Did you hear about the environmentalist who went down the same bicycle route twice?
The family and I were watching the Olympic cycling
Stepmum: Wow this is the most exciting event we've had all year!
Me: No it's not, you're just being velodromatic!
Watching the Olympic track cycling...
My housemate: Do they have brakes?
Me: No, because then somebody would have to remember whereabouts on the track all the cyclists were while they got a bottle of water and a snack.
My housemate: ugh.
Did you hear about the female rapper that only battled while she was on her menstrual cycle?
They said she had a mean flow
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