I misplaced my pizza cutter, so I used my Bryan Adams CD.

It cuts like a knife.

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What kind of beer do timber cutters like best?

Lager.

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📅︎ Mar 16 2020
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"There are no cookie-cutter solutions" is good business advice.

Unless you run a bakery.

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What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 17 2019
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Just heard a story about Mariano Rivera teaching another pitcher how to throw a better cutter.

It truly was a gripping story.

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My wife and I were fighting and she took a cutter and a peeler

With no weapons left, I made butter fly !

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👤︎ u/leeoncee
📅︎ Apr 28 2019
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Did you hear about the new and improved Cricut vinyl cutter?

It was developed using cutting edge technology.

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What ever happened to the man who failed as both a stone cutter and bounty hunter?

He could never find his quarry.

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👤︎ u/kbdekker
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At Joanne's with wife waiting in line at the fabric cutters

My wife starts getting her fabric cut and I tell her to watch out not to cut in line. I calmly say to her, "Everyone knows how these fabric people get. They would have us by the seam of our pants."

The best part: there is a lady who said, "do you have kids because that sounds like something a dad would say"

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👤︎ u/josephgene
📅︎ Nov 13 2013
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I misplaced my pizza cutter, so I used my Bryan Adams CD

It cuts like a knife

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📅︎ Nov 20 2020
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I couldn't find my pizza cutter last night, so I used an old Bryan Adams album.

Because it cuts like a knife.

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📅︎ Nov 10 2020
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I misplaced my pizza cutter so I had to use my Bryan Adams cd.

It cuts like a knife.

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👤︎ u/CobaltD70
📅︎ Oct 09 2020
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I lost my pizza cutter so I had to use a Bryan Adams CD instead

In case anyone is wondering it cuts like a knife

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👤︎ u/mcdolsa
📅︎ Oct 16 2020
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My pizza cutter broke the other day so I used an old Bryan Adams CD

Cuts like a knife!

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👤︎ u/338geek
📅︎ Oct 15 2020
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What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 15 2019
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What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 01 2019
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What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
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