My pizza cutter broke so I used a Bryan Adam’s CD.
It cuts like a knife.
What kind of beer do timber cutters like best?
Lager.
"There are no cookie-cutter solutions" is good business advice.
Unless you run a bakery.
What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?
Lil Caesars
Just heard a story about Mariano Rivera teaching another pitcher how to throw a better cutter.
It truly was a gripping story.
My wife and I were fighting and she took a cutter and a peeler
With no weapons left, I made butter fly !
Did you hear about the new and improved Cricut vinyl cutter?
It was developed using cutting edge technology.
What ever happened to the man who failed as both a stone cutter and bounty hunter?
He could never find his quarry.
At Joanne's with wife waiting in line at the fabric cutters
My wife starts getting her fabric cut and I tell her to watch out not to cut in line. I calmly say to her, "Everyone knows how these fabric people get. They would have us by the seam of our pants."
The best part: there is a lady who said, "do you have kids because that sounds like something a dad would say"
I misplaced my pizza cutter, so I used my Bryan Adams CD.
It cuts like a knife.
I lost my pizza cutter last night...
so I used my Bryan Adams CD, it cuts like a knife
I misplaced my pizza cutter, so I used my Bryan Adams CD
It cuts like a knife
I misplaced my pizza cutter so I had to use my Bryan Adams cd.
It cuts like a knife.
I couldn't find my pizza cutter last night, so I used an old Bryan Adams album.
Because it cuts like a knife.
I lost my pizza cutter so I had to use a Bryan Adams CD instead
In case anyone is wondering it cuts like a knife
My pizza cutter broke the other day so I used an old Bryan Adams CD
Cuts like a knife!
What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?
Lil Caesars
What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?
Lil Caesars
