Pizza Cutter Puns

A list of puns related to "Pizza Cutter"

My pizza cutter broke so I used a Bryan Adam’s CD.

It cuts like a knife.

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👤︎ u/ProjectOcoee
📅︎ Mar 30 2021
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What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 17 2019
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I misplaced my pizza cutter, so I used my Bryan Adams CD.

It cuts like a knife.

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👤︎ u/DiosMioMan2
📅︎ Dec 19 2020
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I lost my pizza cutter last night...

so I used my Bryan Adams CD, it cuts like a knife

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👤︎ u/Evening_Flatworm5850
📅︎ Jan 20 2021
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I misplaced my pizza cutter, so I used my Bryan Adams CD

It cuts like a knife

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👤︎ u/ball-_-fondler
📅︎ Nov 20 2020
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I misplaced my pizza cutter so I had to use my Bryan Adams cd.

It cuts like a knife.

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👤︎ u/CobaltD70
📅︎ Oct 09 2020
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I couldn't find my pizza cutter last night, so I used an old Bryan Adams album.

Because it cuts like a knife.

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👤︎ u/ShawntheShiba
📅︎ Nov 10 2020
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I lost my pizza cutter so I had to use a Bryan Adams CD instead

In case anyone is wondering it cuts like a knife

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👤︎ u/mcdolsa
📅︎ Oct 16 2020
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My pizza cutter broke the other day so I used an old Bryan Adams CD

Cuts like a knife!

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👤︎ u/338geek
📅︎ Oct 15 2020
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What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 15 2019
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What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Oct 30 2019
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