A list of puns related to "Cuffs"
Or did he planet?
Don’t worry! These cuffs were designed for two-wrists.
They questioned him over his criminal ties...
I spoke off the cuff on the cuff.
No jokes here, just a request for some help/clever words. (admin - delete if you're looking just for jokes).
My 12yo son has decided to do a school speech on dad jokes! He is attempting to categorise different types (in a comedic way if possible), Herding cats is easier.
As a Dad my joke are funny (mainly just to me) and off the cuff (so no use in a planned setting); I am requesting some help from those dads more wordy than myself; looking to impart sage words.
Any help will be appreciated and if the speech goes well i will post it.
thanks in advance
The nurse was trying to take my blood pressure, and couldn't get it at first. I told her I have deep veins and usually the cuff has to be inflated until my hand turns blue. She looked concerned, and I said, not literally blue, I was just being colorful. She did NOT laugh. Akward.
While at a tailor's,
"How long do you want the cuffs?"
"Well at least for as long as I have the pants."
I'm an EMT and I was doing paperwork. My partner walks up to me with the vitals of a patient. BP was done with an automated cuff. Me: What's the blood pressure? Him: 165/95 Me: That's odd, heart rate? Him: 77 Me: Odd, respirations? Him: 16, is that odd too? Me: No, that's even.
I found it hilarious.
Frankie the Tailor: How long do you want the cuffs? Chandler: Ah, as long as I have the pants I guess.
We had just finished reading True Grit, where (spoiler alert!!!) the protagonist loses her arm. She fell down a hole, broke it, and got bitten by a rattlesnake, so it couldn't be saved and had to be amputated.
I said that the doctor deserved a hand for being able to save her life despite the injuries, and one of my students asked if I plan these jokes ahead of time. "Nope," I replied, "they're off the cuff!"
Tailor : how long do you want the cuffs?
Chandler : Oh, at least as long as I have the pants.
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