Crysis 2 Puns

A list of puns related to "Crysis 2"

My girlfriend is kicking me out because I'm addicted to video games

Seems like a silly thing to Fallout 4. While I gathered my things I tried to talk her out of it. She said "just Pacman". This is a real Crysis

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👤︎ u/Reasonable-Ninja4384
📅︎ Dec 21 2021
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What happens when you hit your sister?

A crysis.

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👤︎ u/Poe3inmotion
📅︎ May 14 2020
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What do you say to your sister when she’s crying?

Are u in a “crysis”!

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👤︎ u/posiedonstrident586
📅︎ May 27 2018
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