Cryptids Puns

A list of puns related to "Cryptids"

What is a cheeky cryptid?

Sasquatch

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👤︎ u/definitelynotpat6969
📅︎ May 20 2021
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They say there's a cryptid by the train station that drinks American whiskey late at night

But I'm sure that's just a bourbon legend.

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👤︎ u/TheMightyBattleSquid
📅︎ Aug 25 2020
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I was stunned when I met a real vampire

I had to ask about other cryptids.

Werewolves? Real. They make great pets.

Bigfoot? Yes they and the Yeti are the same things. Big hairy hermits.

Aliens? I don’t know but I Vant to believe.

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👤︎ u/tjmaxal
📅︎ Oct 29 2021
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I found out Bigfoot Coin exists

Time to invest in some Cryptid currency

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👤︎ u/postmanp3te
📅︎ Jul 15 2021
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