Loch Ness Monster Puns

A list of puns related to "Loch Ness Monster"

Why has the loch ness monster never been seen in daylight?

>!Because it's a lochturnal creature!<

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👤︎ u/kiepye17
📅︎ Oct 26 2019
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I hear you're hunting the Loch Ness monster.

May not be Nessie-ssary, but Beast of Loch to you!

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👤︎ u/Seerofthingsmissed
📅︎ Oct 04 2018
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In 1935, an American went out on a quest to discover the Loch Ness monsters. He found that according to legend, there were at least 10 in existence. Instead of trying Scotland, he believed the US might have these lake monsters. In which state did he begin his quest?

Tennessee

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👤︎ u/TITANofATHENS
📅︎ May 06 2019
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