That would have been real crumby.
Edit: thanks for the gifts! I’ve never felt so kneaded.
Because it felt butter in the morning.
it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist
Because it was feeling crumby.
Gonna name it Head, Shoulders, Kneeds, and Doughs
Because he was feeling crumby.
To be honest, it is a pretty crummy situation.
It looked like it was bread in captivity.
because he felt crumby
This joke is crumby.
Because his mom was a wafer so long
I honestly have no idea where it may have crumb from.
I unknowingly sat on a pile of cheezits on Saturday at my cousin's graduation. When I stood up to wipe my butt off, I discovered my error and loudly exclaimed, "Oh, no wonder I was feeling so crumby." My whole family groaned, but this one woman sitting behind me laughed and said, "Good one!"
It was a proud moment for me.
Me: "Have you heard the one about the cookie?"
Wife: "Is this another one of your crumby jokes?"
Should I be worried?
My friend: Well you've always been a crumby person.
The waitress spilled bread crumbs onto the table
Waitress: Oops. Sorry the bread was so crumby.
Dad: I actually thought the bread was great!
We were almost out of cereal and she had 2 boxes that were low for some reason, so we had to combine them.
Me: "it's going to be mostly crumbs."
Her: "yeah, mine was pretty crumby this morning."
She's learning.
How are the scones today?
Oh, kinda crumby.
He felt crumby.
Because he was feeling crumby.
It felt crumby
Because he felt crumby.
