A list of puns related to "Great Danger"
Apparently I exceeded the maximum number of attempted Loggins.
He invited me to go explore a cave with him, but it seemed dangerous so I declined. Months later he planned another caving expedition and invited me again, but again I said no. Half a year later, he planned another trip, but he insisted that I join him. He spent a great deal of time explaining the safety equipment and measures used, and I reluctantly changed my mind and agreed to go with him. I finally caved
Mom: I'm just going to jump in the shower real quick, I'll be down in a while.
Me: It's dangerous to jump in the shower, you might slip and hurt yourself.
Dad is in the kitchen, and didn't hear my response
Dad: Don't jump in the shower or you'll fall.
I just out dadjoked my own dad. If it wasn't for the fact I don't want kids, I've got the makings of being a great father some day!
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