Crockpot Puns

A list of puns related to "Crockpot"

My wife decided to put a bunch of leftover chicken bones in the crockpot so we can make a lot of soup at home as this thing drags on

When it was done she said "we're all stocked up!"

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👤︎ u/NewUser579169
📅︎ Mar 30 2020
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My dad tried to take the phone from me, saying he could get us a better deal on internet.. I hate this man, lol

He took the phone, and said, in the voice of Freddie Mercury, "Is this the wi-fi? Is this just fantasy?...Caught in a landline, we don't need AT&T.." and then passed the phone back. We already have AT&T, and I WAS ON THE PHONE WITH A FRIEND THAT DOES ACCOUNTING?, NOTHING TO DO WITH SOMEONE CALLING OUR HOUSE. No more Crockpot broccoli and cheese soup using weed butter for him. Good god... I'm almost impressed. We also haven't had a landline in years. God bless this small dog weilding, vaping man.

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👤︎ u/cracksniffer666
📅︎ Jan 28 2020
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Got wife last night before dinner

Wife: What do you want for dinner tonight.

Me: Maybe a stew or something since we got a new crockpot for Christmas.

Wife: I don't really like stew.

Me: Stew bad.

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👤︎ u/Cokecan1337
📅︎ Jan 10 2016
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