Criminal Records Puns

No, he's a man without convictions.

He replies, 'I didn't think you needed one to get into Australia any more'.

I replied: "No. Is that still a requirement?"

I said, "Once I robbed a bank in 24 seconds."

First check it's criminal record and pay attention to see if it's lying.

It was full of criminal records.

Seems like a great place for criminal records.

A criminal record.

The interviewer asked "Do you have a criminal record?"

"No. Is that still required?"

When the interviewer asked me ‘Do you have a criminal record?”

I said “No, is that still required?”