A Cubby hold
Dad: You told me to change the baby.
A bat mobile!
Breastfeeding usually leaves him sheetfaced
Welcome to M'crib.
The girl asked if he wanted to see her crib tonight
Because he sleeps in his crib tonight
My first son was recently born 5.5 weeks early (he's doing great!)
As such, we hadn't set up a crib or nursery room yet in our apartment. Sitting around with my wife and aunt last night talking about how stressed we were bringing a new baby home to an apartment where we had no place to put him inspired the following exchange.
Wife: "It was kind of like the baby Jesus...no room at the inn kind of situation." Me: "Yeah, we ended up having to have him spend the night with our goat."
(Pause)
Me again: "I felt really bad for the kid. And our son too."
I made this up shortly after my daughter was born:
Why was is so hard to put baby Superman down to sleep?
Cause he didn't want to be in his crib tonight.
(read it out loud and cringe)
because as babies, we were taught to stare at the mobiles above our cribs.
He said you should have seen him in a crib. I asked why? he said you don't see Nicholas Caged everyday.
