Mom: Why is their a strange baby in the crib?
Dad: You told me to change the baby.
Why did Superman cancelled today's tinder date?
The girl asked if he wanted to see her crib tonight
My first dad joke as a father!
My first son was recently born 5.5 weeks early (he's doing great!)
As such, we hadn't set up a crib or nursery room yet in our apartment. Sitting around with my wife and aunt last night talking about how stressed we were bringing a new baby home to an apartment where we had no place to put him inspired the following exchange.
Wife: "It was kind of like the baby Jesus...no room at the inn kind of situation." Me: "Yeah, we ended up having to have him spend the night with our goat."
(Pause)
Me again: "I felt really bad for the kid. And our son too."
I think my wife cheated on me with superman because my baby has been crying all night.
He really doesn't like the crib tonight.
It's only natural that us adults stare at our phones all the time...
because as babies, we were taught to stare at the mobiles above our cribs.
