Even crime has time for puns (credit to the author, extrafabulouscomics)
Merry Christmas everyone! (Repost from Facebook, Credits in the image)
When people tell me I'm good at the theremin, I have to give credit to my wife.
She also likes it when I don't touch her.
Found this on r/cursedcomments - the post (by u/Atom596 ) was removed for some reason so I couldn't crosspost but wanted to give the op credit
What does a male sheep say when he wants to credit a female sheep?
'Thanks to ewe...'
Why smart people don't rock (Credit: how.how)
Ridiculously photogenic humans (Credit: how.how)
Trump's defeat is in his hands (Credit: how.how)
Gravitational waves make a splash! (Credit: how.how)
Who does Orlando Bloom credit for all of his success?
No one, he’s an elf made man
I used my credit card to buy 1-ply toilet paper
And now I'm paying for it.
Credit to @comicsbyandy for this political cartoon that also has a pun
https://preview.redd.it/juu01g2we3s51.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=363c4e4cc3b0dd44ac8193dcdb74ee01bc854813
You have to give Trump credit.
Because he doesn’t have any cash.
Why is hot Mexican food like a credit card?
You pay for it the next day.
Had to post this here. Credit goes to Fun-Education235
My friend and I both wanted credit for a movie we made.
So we made it a Covid
Toilets don’t get enough credit.
They take a lot of shit.
What kind of nuts only accept credit card payments?
Cashews
I put original copies of "The Fall of the House of Usher", "The Murders in the Rue Morgue", "The Pit and the Pendulum" and "The Tell-Tale Heart" on credit hoping to pay them off slowly. Unfortunately, I couldn't make all payments...
He re-Poe-ed them.
(Credit to u/Anon8627) My mum said I'm terrible with directions
So I packed my things and right
credit to u/Anon8627, upvote him, please!
Just got a credit card bill with a camouflaged bull printed on it...!?
..It's the hidden charges you have to watch out for.
Newton’s cradle! (Credit to thejenkinscomic on Instagram)
What do you say to the cashier when your credit card is denied at a convenience store?
“Sorry for the inconvenience.”
Credit: u/derpytomato05 from r/funny(couldn't xpost for some reason)
Credit to my four year old daughter:
Who does an ant call when they need to go to the hospital? The antbulance! Or the ambulANTS 😆
Very genius (all credit goes to u/ambitiousboy1 from r/technicallythetruth)
Why can't you give credit to elbow for bending the arm?
Because it's a Joint effort
What country does not accept cash or credit cards ?
The Czech Republic
Credit to r/therealjoke
https://i.redd.it/9bk3mog2oe651.jpg
What country doesn't take cash or credit?
The Czech Republic
