Walking down the road last night, I passed an apple pie, an ice cream sundae, and a lemon cheesecake.

I thought "the streets are strangely desserted tonight."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whlightning
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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I received a verifiable threat against my Boston cream pie

So I had it placed in protective custardy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeisureSuitLaurie
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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What happens to a baker if they steal another's cream pie recipe?

They get taken into custard-y.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dabiker68
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So all of the deserts were playing a game were they tried to steal each other, the cookies were stealing the scones and the danishes were stealing the ice cream and they were all doing it pretty badly but the pie

the pie takes the cake

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pokefire44
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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Whenever my Muslim friend goes to pray, I usually join him with some apple pie and ice cream.

So that both of us are in a la mode.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2018
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In Jamaica they sell apple pie for $2.50, chicken pot pie for $3.50 and pecan for $4.00 Puerto Rico they sell Boston cream pie for $4.00, chocolate cream pie for $3.00 and blueberry pie for 3.50. In the Dominican they sell chicken pot pie for $4.00, apple pie $3.50, and blueberry for $5.00.

And those my friends are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whoathunderroad
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2018
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What do you call an oatmeal cream pie that looks like Michael Jackson?

Lil Deb HEE-HEE

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πŸ‘€︎ u/artistro08
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2018
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Pussy gets cream pied
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JOHNNY_tee
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2018
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Pie

A slice of coconut cream pie in Barbados is $2.50 A slice of coconut cream pie in Trinidad & Tobago is $2.75 And a slice of coconut cream pie in St. Thomas is $3.25

These are the pie rates of the carribean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kriskidd21
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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Puns for Kids

The funniest and shortest puns for kids, you always remember while teaching children puns, try to choose the short ones because they are easy for them to remember and register.

Puns for Kids

Why are teddy bears never hungry? They are always stuffed!


What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A pie-thon!


Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll.


What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court room? Odor in the court!


Two silkworms had a race. They ended up in a tie.


Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.


The streets in the capital of Afghanistan are paved with Kabulstones.


How does a lion greet the other animals in the field? Pleased to eat you.


What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn? An egg roll!


No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still be stationery.


Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!


What musical is about a train conductor? β€œMy Fare, Lady”.


A man drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.


What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.


What animals are on legal documents? Seals!


Why did the lion spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!


Why did the bumble bee leave the house? It heard the school was having a spelling bee.


Being struck by lightning is really a shocking experience!


How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans!


Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!


Dockyard: A physician’s garden.


What did the angry mother say to the boiling pot of spaghetti? Simmer down!


The lights were too bright at the Chinese restaurant so the manager decided to dim sum.


β€œWhat’s purple and 5000 miles long?” β€œOoh! I know! The Grape Wall of China!”


Every calendar’s days are numbered.


This duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. β€œFour bucks,” says the bartender. β€œPut it on my bill.”


I used to be twins. My mother has a picture of me when I was two.


What sound do porcupines make when they kiss? Ouch!


When does a well-dressed lion look like a weed? When he’s a dandelion (dandy lion).


Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a-salted.


A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Punsville
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2017
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What's a Rebel's favorite dessert?

Bothan Cream Pie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/huhwhat90
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2017
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What would you like for dessert?

Would you like strawberry shortcake or blueberry pie with ice cream?

(Either answer)

Yeah, that sounds good to me too. Too bad we don't have any!

*my Grandpa (rip) to my dad repeatedly, now my dad to me regularly

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πŸ“…︎ May 21 2014
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Walking home last night, I passed a slice of apple pie, an ice cream sundae, and a lemon cheesecake.

I thought to myself, β€œThe streets seem strangely desserted…”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Retgits
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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Why do Texans serve pie with ice cream?

They remember the a la mode

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheOtherHoboBeard
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2018
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Whenever my Muslim roommate goes for prayer, I sit down next to him with some apple pie and ice cream.

So that both of us are in A la mode.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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