In Corning I walked along Argonne Street, and I noticed all the houses were vacant.
My grandpa just told me a corn pun...
It's left me as a husk of a man
A corn pun
I live in hut made of corn husks...I'm all ears.
I don't like corn puns, there a little HARD TO DIGEST
What did the corn chips say to the thief?
What did the kernel of corn say to the other after they sealed the deal?
“I guess it’s kettled then!”
Why don’t blueberries want to be planted next to the corn?
Because the corn was a stalker.
My wife was making gravy for dinner, and she added some corn starch, but it got too thick. To thin it out she added some water, but then it was too thin again. It went back and forth a few times before I said...
Ahh. I get it. It’s a viscous cycle.
I once had a faulty box of Corn Flakes so I called up Kellogg's customer services to see if they could help.
Unfortunately they weren't able to help me in the end as I wasn't able to find the box's cereal number.
The nurse was eating a corn
The physician was eating a comd
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
My wife's an abysmal cook. She tried combining corned beef, onions and potatoes...
She made a right hash of it.
Did a corn maize the other day
I felt like I was getting stalked.
It was earie.
I’m sure I’ll get an ear full for this corn-y joke.
My dad is a corn magician
His act is a-maize-ing
It really pops
Hear about the pirate selling corn?
They said it was a Buccaneer!
I was going to tell a joke about a corn eyeball...
But it just gets cornea and cornea
My daughter thinks it’s weird that I eat a bowl of corn flakes every single day for breakfast
But I don’t see what’s wrong with being a cereal monogamist.
Did you hear about the new corn maze the pumpkin patch?
All the critics agree, it's hay-mazing!
I've never been a fan of corn fields.
Something about them is just earie.
I got lost in a corn maze for a couple days last year
Needless to say I was starving, as fate would have it a ripe piece fell down right at my feet. Startled I called out “well I guess it’s on the house!” To my amazement the stalk came to life and said “Nonsense! It’s on the cob!”
What does a pirate charge for corn?
I once got lost in a corn field
It was an a-maize-ing experience
If you ever find a house with a family of corn, don’t go snooping through their secret files.
Why is corn a good listener?
Corn is such a good friend to talk to
How much does pirate corn cost?
A carrot, some corn and a cucumber fell into the ocean
Why did the corn farmer win the Nobel Peace Prize?
For his dedication to world hominy
I made a cabbage, carrot and corn stir-fry tonight! The recipe called for tilipia, but I put in pork. I realize now that I should have put in chicken, though...
...it's supposed to be a C-food stir-fry.
I recently gave a large sum of money to a corn farmer
It was a major stalk investment
2 Corn Cobs saw each other naked
If you take grain to a granary, where do you take corn?
Some corn fell out of the grocery bag today. I told them to come back...
But it fell on deaf ears.
Ordering KFC, and I ask for a chicken wing. Cashier asks, “ok sir, and which side?”
I replied I had never thought about it before, but I suppose I’ll take the right side.
Cashier: “sir, I meant mashed potatoes, corn, or beans.”
What did the baby corn say to the mamma corn?
What did the baby corn say to the mother corn?
Why did the ear of corn call the cops?
In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked.
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
What did the baby corn say to mama corn ?
What did one baby corn say to the other baby corn?
What did the baby corn say to mama corn?
How to pirates pay for corn?
What did baby corn say to mama corn?
What did baby corn say to mommy corn?
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