In Corning I walked along Argonne Street, and I noticed all the houses were vacant.
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︎ Mar 29 2018
My grandpa just told me a corn pun...
It's left me as a husk of a man
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︎ Jun 12 2020
A corn pun
I live in hut made of corn husks...I'm all ears.
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︎ Jul 13 2018
I don't like corn puns, there a little HARD TO DIGEST
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︎ Apr 12 2019
My wife was making gravy for dinner, and she added some corn starch, but it got too thick. To thin it out she added some water, but then it was too thin again. It went back and forth a few times before I said...
Ahh. I get it. Itβs a viscous cycle.
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︎ Dec 06 2020
The nurse was eating a corn
The physician was eating a comd
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︎ Nov 16 2020
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
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︎ Nov 11 2020
What did the corn chip say to the battery?
I'm Frito lay if you're Everready.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
My wife's an abysmal cook. She tried combining corned beef, onions and potatoes...
She made a right hash of it.
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︎ Nov 07 2020
Did a corn maize the other day
I felt like I was getting stalked.
It was earie.
Iβm sure Iβll get an ear full for this corn-y joke.
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︎ Oct 27 2020
How much does a pirate sell corn for?
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︎ Oct 17 2020
Hear about the pirate selling corn?
They said it was a Buccaneer!
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︎ Oct 25 2020
My dad is a corn magician
His act is a-maize-ing
It really pops
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︎ Sep 26 2020
I was going to tell a joke about a corn eyeball...
But it just gets cornea and cornea
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︎ Oct 26 2020
A uni corn.
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︎ Jun 26 2020
My daughter thinks itβs weird that I eat a bowl of corn flakes every single day for breakfast
But I donβt see whatβs wrong with being a cereal monogamist.
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︎ Oct 20 2020
Did you hear about the new corn maze the pumpkin patch?
All the critics agree, it's hay-mazing!
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︎ Oct 04 2020
I've never been a fan of corn fields.
Something about them is just earie.
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︎ Sep 16 2020
I got lost in a corn maze for a couple days last year
Needless to say I was starving, as fate would have it a ripe piece fell down right at my feet. Startled I called out βwell I guess itβs on the house!β To my amazement the stalk came to life and said βNonsense! Itβs on the cob!β
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︎ Sep 05 2020
What does a pirate charge for corn?
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︎ Sep 13 2020
Corn on a Cobb
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︎ Aug 05 2020
I once got lost in a corn field
It was an a-maize-ing experience
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︎ Jul 22 2020
If you ever find a house with a family of corn, donβt go snooping through their secret files.
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︎ Aug 07 2020
Why is corn a good listener?
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︎ Jul 18 2020
How much does pirate corn cost?
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︎ Jul 18 2020
Corn is such a good friend to talk to
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︎ Jun 22 2020
Why did the corn farmer win the Nobel Peace Prize?
For his dedication to world hominy
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︎ Jul 12 2020
I made a cabbage, carrot and corn stir-fry tonight! The recipe called for tilipia, but I put in pork. I realize now that I should have put in chicken, though...
...it's supposed to be a C-food stir-fry.
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︎ Jul 17 2020
A carrot, some corn and a cucumber fell into the ocean
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︎ May 22 2020
I recently gave a large sum of money to a corn farmer
It was a major stalk investment
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︎ Jun 11 2020
If you take grain to a granary, where do you take corn?
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︎ Jul 10 2020
2 Corn Cobs saw each other naked
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︎ May 02 2020
Some corn fell out of the grocery bag today. I told them to come back...
But it fell on deaf ears.
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︎ May 27 2020
What did the baby corn say to the mamma corn?
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︎ Oct 06 2020
What did the baby corn say to the mother corn?
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︎ Nov 10 2020
Why did the ear of corn call the cops?
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︎ Oct 04 2020
In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked.
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︎ Sep 21 2020
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
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︎ Oct 02 2020
How much does a pirate pay for corn?
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︎ Aug 31 2020
What did the baby corn say to mama corn ?
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︎ Aug 09 2020
What did one baby corn say to the other baby corn?
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︎ Aug 04 2020
What did the baby corn say to mama corn?
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︎ Jul 10 2020
How to pirates pay for corn?
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︎ Jul 13 2020
What did baby corn say to mama corn?
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︎ May 19 2020
What did baby corn say to mommy corn?
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︎ Jun 01 2020
Why did the corn farmer win a Nobel Peace Prize?
Because of his dedication to world hominy.
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︎ Mar 10 2020
What did Baby Corn say to his mom?
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︎ May 08 2020
How much does corn cost in Tampa Bay?
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︎ Apr 19 2020
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