I guess you can say they own a monopoly.
In other words, a conspiracy of ravens premeditated a murder of crows.
But I’m a big fan.
The other shop owner called his buddy to have someone trash their store. They sent Hugh, big guy like 6'3'' 300pounds. Hugh goes in and busts the store up and scares the Friars off, sending them back to the monastery.
The moral of the story is, Hugh and only Hugh can prevent Florist Friars.
They're normally around 90 degrees.
"That's why it's called adult super-vision."
Son: But the earth is round
...as he picked up his hammer and saw.
Because it’s at 90degrees.
Trevor loved tractors. And I mean, really loved tractors. Forget any obsessions or high-level interests you may have, chances are they pale in the face of Trevor’s love for tractors.
Every day Trevor would get up, in his tractor-themed bedroom in his tractor-themed house, with its tractor-themed wallpaper and tractor-themed carpets, and he would make his bed with its tractor-themed duvet and tractor-themed sheets. He would go downstairs in his tractor-themed pajamas into his tractor-themed kitchen, with its tractor-themed tiles and cupboards, and he would eat his breakfast while perusing the latest tractor-themed magazine or annual.
Trevors’s degree in Agricultural Engineering hung on his living room wall, along with a copy of his thesis, which centred around (you guessed it) tractors. The living room was decorated with all sorts of tractor-related trinkets, including die-cast models, paintings and drawings.
The hedges in Trevor’s front garden were trimmed in the shape of tractors. His lawn was vividly decorated with tractor-driving garden gnomes, and his garden furniture was constructed from various parts from vintage tractor designs.
Trevor just had one thing missing from his otherwise tractor-centric life; he had never actually owned, nor driven, a real tractor.
Not for his lack of trying, of course. Trevor had been to many tractor shows over the years, and visited many farms with friends of his, but none of the tractors he had seen had ever been quite right. Trevor was so knowledgeable about tractors that every single one he had come across had possessed some hidden trait that he wasn’t keen on. His first experience of driving a real tractor had to be perfect.
One day, Trevor was flicking through one of his favourite publications, Powertrain Quarterly, when there was a knock at the door. Trevor answered, and it was his friend and fellow tractor enthusiast, Jeff.
Trevor welcomed Jeff in, and over tea and crumpets served on tractor-themed crockery, they discussed the merits of aluminium drawbars and front-end loaders. Eventually Trevor pressed Jeff to explain the reason for his visit.
“Well” said Jeff, “As I’m sure you know the convention comes to town later”.
The convention. Trevor had been thinking of little else the past three weeks. The neighbouring town annually threw a convention for farmers, particularly farmyard machinery. There would be combine harvesters, lawnmowers, and of course, tractors.
“Yes of course” replied Trevor
... keep reading on reddit ➡Because he said he had him cornered.
It’s a New Delhi...
I’m calling it the Dagobah Bodega
I told her to stand in the corner because it's 90 degrees
1 was assaulted
... it’s 90 degrees”
But the contractor kept cutting corners.
''Let's meet at the corner''
Hey, do you know where the farm is?
Just around the CORNer.
Super proud.
Yes, we live in Ohio. All the farms here are corn.
A naughty bus
He’s a Boxer.
but I refuse to cut corners
.. ...just in case someone takes a turn for a wurst.
Me - “No just go stand in the corner”
Son -“Why?”
Me - “Because it is always at 90 degrees”
People hate it, but I’m a fan.
Because they have no attachments.
I wouldn't mess with him lads. He's a cycle path.
Son: Where are you in the photo?
Dad: That's me in the corner.
I told her it’s so he can cut corners
Ah! A truck!
I'm going to have a corner offish and everything!
A Pastatute
Awww G s
Go to the corner there always around 90°
It took its cue from the white ball.
His house is a circle... He's been walking around confused for three hours now, I am getting concerned.
But now I am a well-rounded person, so it worked out pretty well.
All he did was cut corners
But I will recover.
and i bought 4 corners.............
It’s 90 degrees over there.
They are usually around 90 degrees
a cure is just around the corner!
https://i.imgur.com/qj2acmP.jpg
My teacher dropped this one in math class today.
Girl: it's so cold in here
Teacher: why don't you go stand in the corner
Girl: [confused look] why?
Teacher: because it's 90 degrees over there
It's 90°
It’s annoying, but I’m a big fan.
Its 90 degrees
It's usually 90 degrees
Because it's 90 degrees over there
Me: yes Dad: then you should stand in a corner Me: why Dad: because it’s 90 degrees
I told her to go stand in the corner. She asked me why.
I told her because it was 90 degrees.
It's 90 degrees
It's 90 degrees there
They’re usually about 90 degrees.
He’s a Boxer.
Everyone hates it, but I’m a fan.
It’s 90 degrees.
Dad: because it's 90 degrees.
Because its 90°
They go into a corner cause there are 90 degrees.
... because the corner is 90 degrees!
It’s always 90 degrees there.
Now I’m a big fan.
Because a corner is 90 degrees.
Meet you at the corner
Go into a corner to warm up it is usually around 90 degrees.
They are usually around 90 degrees
They’re usually 90 degrees
Me: Go to the corner, it’s 90 degrees.
You know the drill.
It's always 90 degrees.
It's 90°
