My friend can convert modern currency to Ancient Roman currency in his head.

It's a talent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JuiceNoodle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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My friend likes to convert all of his dollars into quarters.

He's changed a lot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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My grandfather’s last wish was that we convert his ashes into a diamond.

That’s a lot of pressure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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My grandfather keeps telling us that when he dies, we should try to convert his ashes into a diamond.

That’s a lot of pressure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2019
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Why is the USA afraid to convert to using kilograms instead of pounds?

We're afraid of mass confusion!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BartlebyX
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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My Indian friend keeps trying to get me to convert to his religion and it's starting to work...

It's Sikh-ening.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2020
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When you convince a Jew to convert to Hinduism.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheExist3r
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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My girlfriend asked me how to convert a document to PDF...

But I’ve never heard of that religion before.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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What do you call it when someone was jewish, converts and then converts back?

Don't worry about it, it was a re-torah-cle question

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trevski143
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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Why did the shopkeeper try to convert Jesus?

He was trying to turn a prophet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/semicolonbanks
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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How do you convert a fox into an elephant?

You marry her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brewers86
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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I tried to convert to Judaism, but I was rejected because I’m not circumcised.

I guess I didn’t make the cut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2018
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If you never convert fractions to decimals,

You are missing the point.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2018
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A member of the local church came to my house and asked me to convert

Me being a cheese maker said: I already believe in Gouda

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DankestTestes
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2018
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What could scientists do to convert different blood types?

Edit: typo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amranwag
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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Beings from another planet abducted me and tried to convert me to Anglicanism.

I guess they were Episcopaliens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arrenlex
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2018
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My in-laws have a dining room table that converts from a square to a round brother-in-law said it was a transformer...

I said it was Oaktimus Pine...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the__blank
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2014
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Before he died, my grandfather’s last wish was that we convert his ashes into a diamond.

That’s a lot of pressure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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My grandfathers last wish was that we convert his ashes into a diamond.

That’s a lot of pressure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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My grandfather’s last wish was that we should convert his ashes into a diamond.

That’s a lot of pressure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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