My friend can convert modern currency to Ancient Roman currency in his head.
It's a talent.
My friend likes to convert all of his dollars into quarters.
He's changed a lot.
My grandfather’s last wish was that we convert his ashes into a diamond.
That’s a lot of pressure.
My grandfather keeps telling us that when he dies, we should try to convert his ashes into a diamond.
That’s a lot of pressure.
Why is the USA afraid to convert to using kilograms instead of pounds?
We're afraid of mass confusion!
My Indian friend keeps trying to get me to convert to his religion and it's starting to work...
It's Sikh-ening.
My girlfriend asked me how to convert a document to PDF...
But I’ve never heard of that religion before.
What do you call it when someone was jewish, converts and then converts back?
Don't worry about it, it was a re-torah-cle question
Why did the shopkeeper try to convert Jesus?
He was trying to turn a prophet.
How do you convert a fox into an elephant?
You marry her.
I tried to convert to Judaism, but I was rejected because I’m not circumcised.
I guess I didn’t make the cut.
If you never convert fractions to decimals,
You are missing the point.
A member of the local church came to my house and asked me to convert
Me being a cheese maker said: I already believe in Gouda
What could scientists do to convert different blood types?
Edit: typo
Beings from another planet abducted me and tried to convert me to Anglicanism.
I guess they were Episcopaliens.
My in-laws have a dining room table that converts from a square to a round brother-in-law said it was a transformer...
I said it was Oaktimus Pine...
Before he died, my grandfather’s last wish was that we convert his ashes into a diamond.
That’s a lot of pressure.
My grandfathers last wish was that we convert his ashes into a diamond.
That’s a lot of pressure.
My grandfather’s last wish was that we should convert his ashes into a diamond.
That’s a lot of pressure.
