What do you call a retired miner?
What's a miners favorite cookie?
What do you call someone who steals minerals?
Want to know my favorite mineral?
Too bad, that’s none of your Bismuth.
I just joined an online site for gold miner dating.
My first search for a mate brought no matches, but did give me plenty of prospects.
What’s the explosive a miner uses?
Why did the coal miner eat his lantern?
A Police Officer pulls over a Miner at a Traffic Stop
Officer: "Whose car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do?
Miner: "Mine."
An underage gold digger is a miner
What do miners play on their coffee break?
A man enters a bar....
A man dressed in rubber boots, orange overalls, yellow hard hat with a light on, blacked up face and a canary on his shoulder walks into a pub. The whole pub goes silent and everyone stares at him for a few seconds then carries on what they were doing. It was only a miner distraction.
Gravity Falls has the best puns
What do you call the chemical bond in minerals?
In coal country there was a highly-regarded regional dish made from the community’s table scraps.
You can’t make it legally anymore though. A judge ruled that all the people supplying food were contributing to the delicacy of a miner.
The mineral that makes up tooth enamel is called Apatite
I pulled a muscle swinging my pickaxe.
Workers rescued after a cave in, were reported saying
That it was a miner inconvenience
I hate trying to please miners.
Where are all the stone miners?
What's the difference between Michelob ultra and pure gold?
One is a minor fined, the other is a miner's find.
What does the announcer for the Miners Soccer League say when someone scores?
After drinking mineral spirits...
I told the minerals to go home, they were drunk.
I rang a miner but he was busy...
He said: can I coal you back?
Minerals are a goldmine of puns
Why was the miner so determined to complete digging on a second plot of land?
Because he had one tract mined.
How much is in a gallon of minerals?
Mineral water can be non-carbonated.
What was the coal-miner’s excuse to his boss?
“I didn’t have time to do my laundry last night, so my soot is dirty!”
My favorite mineral would have to be the diamond. They rock.
Cos minerals are like...y'know...rocks. minerals. punny stuff
A miner was on their way to work in their new car, when a police officer stops them and asks: "where are you going, where do you work, and who's car is this?"
What was the quiet rich-driven miner up to?
He was mining his own business.
I had sex with a miner.
She was a gold digger.
She was super into metal.
We got stoned together.
I'm thinking about coaling her, but you're supposed to wait 3 days.
Three prospectors walk into a bar.
Barkeep: I'm sorry, but we don't serve miners here.
In Mexico, they say if you drink Topo Chico mineral water you'll grow taller.
It is the Legend of Tipi Topo Chico...
I went out with a coal miner's daughter. I guess you could say I was carbon dated.
I tried to open a bar inside a cave but the police stopped me. They said it was illegal to sell alcohol to miners..
They say if you want to be a successful prospector, you shouldn't get a major in geology.
You should get a miner instead.
What is the worst way to ruin a joke?
What do you call a retired miner?
I pulled a muscle while digging up gold
I pulled a muscle while I was digging for gold.
What do you call a retired miner?
What do you call a retired miner?
Cop: Whose car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do?
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