I considered converting my wardrobe to house my board game collection, but was worried about losing clothing space.
Converting the number 51, 6 and 500 to Roman numerals doesn’t just make me mad....
Since converting to online school
I have became an official zoomer
I'm in favor of the US converting to the metric system
You could say I'm a pro-grammer.
Elvis Presley considered converting to Islam before he died. He even settled on a Muslim name:
Hear about Muslim that divorced himself from Islam by converting to Catholicism? He paid his tithe to the local Mosque
If you are always converting decimals to fractions,
you are missing the point.
Why did the quiet man buy a convertible?
Sometimes he liked to raise the roof!
There’s nothing more obnoxious than people knocking on your door trying to convert you to their religion...
How do you convert an atheist to a theist?
Just give them a little space.
The big bad wolf converted to Buddhism and there was finally peace in the forest. But suddenly, the air was filled with screams of terror! A bear asked the animals running past him, "What's happening now?"
"The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted. "Is meditating!"
"So? Isn't that a good thing? questioned the bear.
"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"
My friend who's a big Bon Jovi fan has recently converted to Christianity
Now he's always livin' on a prayer
To avoid Covid on my flight, they converted the whole plane to Catholicism and started praying.
Unfortunately now we’ve got a load of confirmed cases...
I bought convertible trousers
I’ve secretly converted to Norse Paganism
Shhh...I’m trying to keep it Loki
My grandfathers last wish was that we convert his ashes into a diamond.
That’s a lot of pressure.
My grandfather keeps telling us that when he dies, we should try to convert his ashes into a diamond.
That’s a lot of pressure.
My friend likes to convert all of his dollars into quarters.
Who does the Pervert fear?
What do you call a convertible that shows no mercy?
Roofless
(I’ll see myself out now)
I rushed to my local hospital only to find that it had been converted into a library
Talk about having to suffer in silence
Here’s why presidents don’t use convertible cars anymore.
The facts are mind blowing.
When I was in school I got asked, "What is 3000 converted into Roman Numerals ?"
I'm from a country where Sikhism is forbidden, but I converted.
I had to hide and go Sikh
I slept horribly. I kept dreaming I was a Catalytic Converter.
Before training its killer dolphins, Iran had to convert them to
Dyslexia
A dyslexic man walks into a bra
In a Protestant church.
I saw a large metal contraption with smoke coming from it.
I asked "Is that an organ?"
They said "No, it's a catholic converter."
Why is the USA afraid to convert to using kilograms instead of pounds?
We're afraid of mass confusion!
Friends dad told me this one
Theres this Jewish man who has a son who leaves home and decides to convert to Christianity. He confides in his friend who goes “dude you’re not gonna believe this, my son did the same thing he left home, came back and was all of a sudden Christian.” They decided this problem was getting out of hand so they go see their Rabbi and ask him what to do. The Rabbi goes “you’re not gonna believe this my son also left home and converted to Christianity. This is getting out of hand we have to talk to God”. So they go to God and tell him their stories about how Christianity is running rampant through their community and ask for his guidance. God says “Guys you’re not gonna believe this.”
Convertible pants to shorts really do allow you to change on the fly.
When you convince a Jew to convert to Hinduism.
I live in a converted church.
My Indian friend keeps trying to get me to convert to his religion and it's starting to work...
Did you hear about the guy who converted a Concorde into his home?
He likes to live life in the fast plane
My ex-girlfriend's dad turned 50 and bought himself a Sebring convertible.
He was having a midlife Chrysler.
My girlfriend asked me how to convert a document to PDF...
But I’ve never heard of that religion before.
What do you call it when someone was jewish, converts and then converts back?
Don't worry about it, it was a re-torah-cle question
Converting the numbers 51,6 and 500 into Roman Numerals doesn't just make me mad...
Converting the numbers 51,6 & 500 makes me LIVID
Before he died, my grandfather’s last wish was that we convert his ashes into a diamond.
That’s a lot of pressure.
My grandfather’s last wish was that we convert his ashes into a diamond.
That’s a lot of pressure.
The big bad wolf converted to Buddhism and there was finally peace in the forest. But suddenly, the air was filled with screams of terror! A bear asked the animals running past him, "What's happening now?"
"The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted. "Is meditating!"
"So? Isn't that a good thing? questioned the bear.
"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"
I'm from a country where Sikhism is forbidden, but I converted.
I had to hide and go Sikh
The big bad wolf converted to Buddhism and there was finally peace in the forest. But suddenly, the air was filled with screams of terror! A bear asked the animals running past him, "What's happening now?"
"The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted. "Is meditating!"
"So? Isn't that a good thing? questioned the bear.
"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"
My grandfather’s last wish was that we should convert his ashes into a diamond.
That’s a lot of pressure.
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