I opened the oven....

I just opened the oven and there were loads of tiny people dancing to techno.

It was a micro-rave.

I'm sorry

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Got my girlfriend pretty good after making cookies

Me: The cookies in the back got a little bit too crispy, I forgot to convect.

Her: Mmmm... Convection.

Me: You have no idea what convection is, do you?

Her: No, it's the thing with the fans in the oven.

Me: Yeah I had to put them in there, they kept asking for free t-shirts.

Commences groaning

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