Make them sign on the dotted line.
WHO let the dogs out.
ORGANized dismissal
I wouldn't accept his perms and conditions.
My dad responded: "We could all be getting viruses from our computers right now."
It's called the Santa Clause
Too much violins on tv.
Baggers can't be choosers after all.
He made a killing.
She told me ”Dad, If you want a cat, you should expect a fee line.” I’m so proud!
But every time I visit the countryside I get soft and lose my edge
Dino-sores.
But I NEVER let them put anything at the bottom of the page.
That's where I draw the line.
The fine print.
A man was very unhappily married and tired of being in debt. So he figured out a way to resolve both of his problems with ease. He started by taking out a life insurance policy on his wife, naming himself as the sole beneficiary. Then, he spoke to a friend, who had a friend, who knew a guy who made people "disappear". He met with the gentleman, Artie, and they set up the plot to murder his wife. Artie said it would only be $5,000, but he wanted it upfront. The man, not having much money, opened his wallet and showed Artie the lone one dollar bill. Reluctantly, Artie took the dollar as a down payment. A few days later, Artie followed the wife into a grocery store, and back to the deli section. There was no one else around, so Artie took the opportunity to strangle her to death. Just as he was laying her body down, the manager walked out to witness this scene. Not wanting to leave any witnesses, Artie murdered the manager as well. Unbeknownst to Artie, the store's security witnessed all of this unfold from the hidden cameras around the store. By the time the manager was dead, the police had arrived and arrested Artie. The following day, the front page of the local newspaper read, "Artie Chokes Two For One Dollar at Your Hometown Grocery Store!"
To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.
To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.
To clarify, WHO let the dogs out
